Anyone wanna play NationStates again?

[Tarheels.]

Ah, this is fantastic. Instead of taxing the church, I made it illegal to practice any religion other than The Church of Turkleton. Attendance and Donation is mandatory. Why does it seem much more fun to take away all of the civil rights?

[NobBe Nobbs]

Because it is. I have crap political freedoms and civil rights, but my economy's on it's way to a ridiculously strong level.

[Tarheels.]

My new plan with prisoners is to kill all violent criminals and give their property to the victims. Damnit, why didn't I get into this game when I played it the first time.

[Damian WayLNKe]

The Democratic Republic of G(rand) M(aster) LNK arrived from the North Pacific.

[Mick]

Why does it seem much more fun to take away all of the civil rights?

Because we're all Nazi's at heart

[Your Mom]

I'm actually trying to play it pretty fair this time

[apsham]

Indeed so am I, but my economy is going in the hole... no idea why.

[Tarheels.]

I considered actually playing it right, I might after I get to the point where I've had enough fun with dictatorship.

[Plubby]

This game's kind of..boring.

[Gene Kiniski]

In need more endorsements, please. Thank you, have a nice day.

[Gene Kiniski]

Political Freedoms:

World Benchmark

HUZZAH~!

I love my gambling kids too.

[TEOL]

This game's kind of..boring.

No shit.

And now all my endorsements have been wiped

[Your Mom]

What are the endorsements for?

[- Trips -]

And today my citizens are revealed to be the dumbest in EWB.

[apsham]

What are the endorsements for?

UN Delegate.

[Hajjhowe]

You know, I still don't quite understand our ultimate goal here

[TEOL]

We have one?

What are the endorsements for?

UN Delegate.

I'm pretty sure they affect regional influence or whatever too, which is why I want them back... I'm tired of seeing 'Minnow' every time I look at my country

[Tarheels.]

I decided to be more hostile today after one of the prepositions used my tagline perfectly.

"Show them that Turkleton means busines. Do you see what you get when you mess with The Warrior?!?!"

[Gene Kiniski]

I'm feeling more at home everyday:

The United States of KillApSham is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 146 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, corrupt government concentrates mainly on Defence, although Commerce and Healthcare are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 36%, but much higher for the wealthy. A large private sector is led by the Gambling, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving industries.

Only adults may purchase violent video games, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, and drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate. KillApSham's national animal is the kitten and its currency is the dollar.

KillApSham is ranked 11th in the region and 26,379th in the world for Most Income Equality.

[ClaRK! Kent]

Just moved over from the Pacific, haven't played this game in years. People's Republic of Inner Draconia.