Ashlee Simpson

[Agent Risktaker]

Is it just me or would we all like to take a sledgehammer to her face? Seriously. After watching several episodes of her retarded show, I want to fucking punch her in her cooch for being a dousche. She's a total brat and can't sing for shit.

[Boulder]

I... I'm sorry, what finishing school did you say you attended?

[tristy]

I'd rather punch Jessica.

[Media 2.0]

Yea...in a few weeks I've come to like her actually. And from a person that was saying she wasn't cute at all first...each week she gets hotter and hotter to me. Although I preferred the blond hair.

So to answer your question NO I wouldn't want to take a sledgehammer to her face :/.

[edcq]

i don't know what it is about her song but there's this part she sings and it makes her hotter to me everytime i hear it. I used to hate it cuz it seemed to cookie-cutter, i mean some of the rhymes are like 2nd grade-ish.

[thuganomic]

Ashlee Simpson = hot

Jessica = hotter.

[Agent Risktaker]

I'd like to bust in on her halfway through a song.

On a Monday, I am waiting.. On Tuesday, I am....

No Ashlee, your voice is shit. Make it sound better.

JUST SURRENDER TO ME JUST SURR--

*Jerry Rice busts in and kills her*

[Hugar Twriker Eats Spam]

Ohh I would hit her and Jessica...

I would Hit it baby one more time...

[Javs]

Even though she looks pretty damned good with her black hair..

She should have definitely just stuck with her acting job. Because Her singing and Show has made her not even hot to me anymore.. So yeh Id like to take a sledge hammer to her face.. And then Id like to slap every person who buys her damned cd..

[gunnar hendershow]

I would definitely hit both Simpsons... oh yeah.

[Your Mom]

I would like to hit you in the face with a sledgehammer for saying you hate her so much yet watching SEVERAL episodes of her show.

[thatshortguy]

I would like to hit you in the face with a sledgehammer for saying you hate her so much yet watching SEVERAL episodes of her show.

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Logic'd!!!

[Numbahs]

I'd hit her in the nose with a sledgehammer.

That beak is massive.

[JoeMimic]

I'd hit her in the nose with a sledgehammer.

That beak is massive.

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I second that statement.

[tristy]

[Numbahs]

You could cut a block of ice with that thing....

[KDAWG]

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Yep, I'd hit it....again...and again! :thumbsup:

[thatshortguy]

No way in hell I'd touch that. I mean, c'mon people, this is Owen Wilson with a sex change we're talking about!

[Agent Risktaker]

I would like to hit you in the face with a sledgehammer for saying you hate her so much yet watching SEVERAL episodes of her show.

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So you'd rather me base my opinion off nothing? I have to watch something before I know if I like it or not. Nice try, though. :thumbsup:

[Media 2.0]

You could cut a block of ice with that thing....

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Coming from someone who at one time had Triple H in their s/n.