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and does any know/care to guess why Brandy Taylor NEVER fully takes her clothes off?

Call me crazy but I like it when girls leave some clothes on during sex and just pulling the important bits out of the way. I think it's pretty hot. On the same note, it really bugs me when I'm watching a porn and a girl is clothes only to cut to her completely naked in the next scene. Half the fun is getting the clothes off.

Me too. Like keeping the bra on or having her skirt hiked up. I'm pretty fond of calf high go-go boots myself.

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One time I ordered porn online and got a Vivid bonus disc for free. But in addition to all the bonus scenes and trailers, there were a few gay trailers. Being an open-minded (not open-anused) individual, I decided to give them a peek.

I was confused.

I still don't get how huge muscle-bound guys can shriek like girls. Though if I was getting a penis in the butt, I'd imagine I'd make some weird noises too. What was worse was this one about "bears" (FYI fat hairy gay dudes) fucking "cubs" (scrawny shaven gay dudes). Seeing all that sweaty hair stuck to a fat dude made me wanna wretch.

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I'm actually convinced that women watch gay porn more than gay men do....

Personally, I prefer lesbian porn or 2 girls, 1 guy. Don't care for straight 1 on 1 at all. for some reason. Sad thing is, I like Japanese porn (because I have a thing for cute Japanese women), but most of it is censored (blurred).

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Call me weird....but I don't particuarly find what's so AMAZING about watching some bloke deep dicking a girl.....give me solo shit/lesbian shit over watching some slut being pounded by some muscle bound, big dicked freak.

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I prefer blowjobs. Talk nice and soft and shit. THAT'S the shit right there :wub:

This thread obviously needs more gay.

Hence, Sean Cody, Blake Mason & Corbin Fisher all rule. But mainly SC. Those guys are hawtttttt

This man knows what he's talking about. :wub:

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Something I forgot about gay porn, say what you want but the packaging is pretty classy. In one of my previously mentioned porn store jaunts, I decided to wander in the gay section with my best friend's girlfriend (dude's kinda a homophobe so we looked around to freak him out). Anyway, all the boxes are all pastel-y with soft focus and such, though I did have a laugh at one cover that looked like it interrupted a hunky, mustachioed redneck in mid-thought. Whereas packaging for straight porn nowadays looks like it was printed in cum.

Gay porn is classy.

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I prefer blowjobs. Talk nice and soft and shit. THAT'S the shit right there :wub:

This thread obviously needs more gay.

Hence, Sean Cody, Blake Mason & Corbin Fisher all rule. But mainly SC. Those guys are hawtttttt

This man knows what he's talking about. :wub:

Sean Cody, yes. Blake Mason looks like a twelve year old. Corbin Fisher is not too bad either. But mainly Sean Cody. Looks a little like Preston Parker.

Okay, first of all, DoubleX obviously speaks the truth too. Second of all, they're not actual stars, they be the websites. Gay porn is so much more internet-user friendly.

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I've developed a strong love for Brandi Belle recently.

I used to have a thing for her, but to me, at least, she just seems incredibly skanky. Not in that "Yeah, gonna fuck me a skank" type of way, but more of the "Oh God, don't give me Herpes" way.

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I've developed a strong love for Brandi Belle recently.

I used to have a thing for her, but to me, at least, she just seems incredibly skanky. Not in that "Yeah, gonna fuck me a skank" type of way, but more of the "Oh God, don't give me Herpes" way.

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