Big Brother US...Why have I never watched this before?

[Katsuya]

Okay, seriously, BB9 in the US is freaking awesome compared to the UK one. We've already had molestation claims, some slut giving her "soul mate" a BJ under the covers, and everybody appears to be freaking out about just about everything. Why did no one tell me how awesome this is?

[carlitojohn]

I was watching this the other night, it was much better than our one, and had 2 great twists with the ex partners and the boyfriend and girlfriend being put with different soulmates

[MDP]

Yeah, the American ones have alot more drama, mostly because we're fucking crazy.

[Benji]

We get just as much drama, it just looks classier than some poorly accented bint with a bad dye job tearing into the vaguely metrosexual northerner. The American one isn't much better, but at least it's a more social show than the British one.

[TGC]

Okay whp blew who?

[Fitzy]

Natallie blew Matt and then had sex apparently and earlier that day Ryan and Jen had sex in the bathroom.

[GA!]

Natallie blew Matt and then had sex apparently and earlier that day Ryan and Jen had sex in the bathroom.

Mrs. White, in the Library, with the Rope...

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[Katsuya]

Oh, but now...

Matt's trying to steer clear of Nat, and she's now saying she can't sleep in the same bed as him, even though she's a stripper (and loves Jebus, too...classy!). Then, Amanda's saying that Adam was groping her during the night, even though that didn't happen. She's bitched to everyone about it, changed her story numerous times, then said "I've been really quiet today". Parker, meanwhile, is horrifically neurotic and is trying to do anything and everything to get him and Jen Veto'd.

Oh, and it turns out James did gay porn, and is bigger then average. By quite a bit.

Oh, and Josh and Sharon own this game.

[TGC]

This might be the worst season yet

[Pepsi]

I hadn't watched this show since season 3 and my friend happened to be watching the Big Brother After Dark show that it happened on and I looked at her and asked when did Big Brother turn into The Real World.

Seemed so fake though, or at least not fake then staged.

[C-MIL]

I usually hang in for about half the season, but I've already lost interest in this one, despite some interesting twists. None of the people are all that likable at all, nor attractive really. I was mildly interested in the ex-gambling addict's ability to reconcile competing on a game show with her recovery, but it quickly became clear this was going to be the bikini girl's show.

I didn't see the blowjob thing coming though.

Isn't Sharon out already?

[Media 2.0]

http://bbcouchpotatoes.blogspot.com/

Haven't finished watching yet, but tagline says 'Biggest Fight in BB history'. So yea.

[Katsuya]

Sharon got booted out along with Jacob, because Jacob's an idiot. Then, Neil left so Josh was able to bring either Sharon or Jacob back - so he brought Sharon back. Essentially, they've more or less managed to take control of half of the brainless idiots (I'm looking at you, Matt and Nat).

Oh, and YAY for Dramanda finally having the **** ripped out of her by Chelsia and Josh. Seriously, there are two links on YouTube of this fight, and they're both awesome - Josh comes ridiculously close to smacking Amanda right in the face.

[Blue Rosler]

So, one of the housemates had a seizure. The housemate is hypoglycemic and the lack of nutrition screwed them over. Wonder if they'll let them back in the house?

(Using 'them' incase it spoils it for people)

[B-Rad]

So, one of the housemates had a seizure. The housemate is hypoglycemic and the lack of nutrition screwed them over. Wonder if they'll let them back in the house?

(Using 'them' incase it spoils it for people)

[Katsuya]

Thank God for Sucks

Oh, and Crazy James did some crazy gay porn too. It's not very good, albeit he's bigger then average.

[MDP]

You've seen it?

[Katsuya]

I've seen one of them. Trust me, you didn't see Sucks when people found it >_>