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Jade Goody has cancer


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lol.

I was always told that one in three figure was being affected by cancer. As in, someone you know gets it. Surely one in three people who exist don't get cancer.

http://www.statistics.gov.uk/cci/nugget.asp?id=915

'Surely', he says. :shifty:

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There were some chicks bitching about this in the gym today, saying that it couldn't happen to a nicer person.

No doubt, these same women will be buying 'Heat' when Jade's exclusive cancer interview/story/8 page photoshoot runs. <_<

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Seems like Kharma to me.

You're a cunt.

NO U.

Im a cunt for not being unhappy that she has cancer? Maybe. I didnt particularly want to get it, but now that she has I'm not exactly crying into my cider.

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Wow, this isn't funny and I wouldn't wish it on anybody from the whole, wel, cancer point of view, but damn did I chuckle when I imagined a bald Jade Goody, I am going straight to hell aren't I?

I'm going to hell too then, I guess. Let's kill some hookers to finalise the deal!

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If its any consolation, Gary Glitter's apparently had a 'heart attack' and can't board his flight back to the UK and a waiting, pitchfork weilding mob.

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy if it's legit

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