RESULTS: them people with fannies '08

[probablyoliver]

If the girl who works in waterstones that my mate snogged makes it onto this list, I'll die a happy man. Now she's a hottie.

[CadeSydal]

Kristen Bell sticks around, aw yeah

Fuckin' yeah she does!

[YI]

40. AMY DUMAS

UNITED STATES

AGE: 33

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VOTE COUNT: 9 | 4 | 1 = 42

FAMOUS FOR: Lita, the wench that hung out with The Hardy Boyz

VERDICT: Of all the women in wrestling? Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!?! I'd shag. But...eugh, her face looks like a dog when someone's teasing it with a sausage.

39. JENNIFER ANISTON

UNITED STATES

AGE: 39

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VOTE COUNT: 8 | 5 | 2 = 45

FAMOUS FOR: Actress, most notably Rachel in "Friends"

VERDICT: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!! Proper yummy, still, especially for her age, you forget how old she is. I'd shag.

37. SOPHIE ELLIS BEXTOR

ENGLAND

AGE: 29

PLACE LAST TIME: #36

VOTE COUNT: 9 | 4 | 2 = 45

FAMOUS FOR: Former popster, a bit posh and looks a bit like a cat.

VERDICT: Comes across quite legitimately nice...I do like posh birds too...plus on the basis of the awesome Spiller song alone, I'd shag.

37. DAWN PORTER

SCOTLAND/GUERNSEY

AGE: 29

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VOTE COUNT: 9 | 4 | 2 = 45

FAMOUS FOR: Being fit, and doing documentaries about sex and stuff...we all watch in hope she gets her rat out...when she does...she's covered though. Bet she'd be absolute FIIILTH!!

VERDICT: Our Dawn. She's probably the only person on this list anyone has a chance of shagging (seeing as Elle Dible didn't make it)...I love her, she was one of my votes...so...score! I'd shag.

36. ANNE HATHAWAY

UNITED STATES

AGE: 26

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VOTE COUNT: 8 | 5 | 3 = 48

FAMOUS FOR: Actress, most notably in "Brokeback Mountain" and "The Devil Wears Prada"

VERDICT: Her mouth is HUUUGE...I mean, she's fit, very 'cute', but christ...scares me a little. I'd shag.

Edited December 6, 2008 by YI

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

The first time I saw Dawn Porter was when she made a very amatuar documentary about trying to become a US size 0 by trying crazy diets for a few days each and then complaining that a) she was hungry, b) the diet was stupid, c) the diet wasn't working (after 3 days nothing works love).

I was then amazed to find out a few months later that she was a legitimate TV documentary maker...And I laughed.

[YI]

The first time I saw Dawn Porter was when she made a very amatuar documentary about trying to become a US size 0 by trying crazy diets for a few days each and then complaining that a) she was hungry, b) the diet was stupid, c) the diet wasn't working (after 3 days nothing works love).

I was then amazed to find out a few months later that she was a legitimate TV documentary maker...And I laughed.

She does programs about "becoming a lesbian" and shit on Channel 4 (which has become worse than Channel 5 for absolute semi-pornographic retarded shite in the past year or two)...hardly 'legitimate TV'.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

The first time I saw Dawn Porter was when she made a very amatuar documentary about trying to become a US size 0 by trying crazy diets for a few days each and then complaining that a) she was hungry, b) the diet was stupid, c) the diet wasn't working (after 3 days nothing works love).

I was then amazed to find out a few months later that she was a legitimate TV documentary maker...And I laughed.

She does programs about "becoming a lesbian" and shit on Channel 4 (which has become worse than Channel 5 for absolute semi-pornographic retarded shite in the past year or two)...hardly 'legitimate TV'.

Good my faith in the low quality of documentaries of recent times can continue unabated.

[Pesci]

Dawn Porter is awesome. Seeing her finish above Jennifer Aniston is surreal though

[CadeSydal]

Are we getting more of these?

[YI]

Yeah...just...yeah...be patient. Tonight, tomorrow, or something.

[YI]

35. HILARY DUFF

UNITED STATES

AGE: 21

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VOTE COUNT: 9 | 4 | 3 = 48

FAMOUS FOR: Actress come popstar

VERDICT: My brother was seeing a lass who looked like Hilarry Duff. No word of a lie, I felt something between us. She went to The Weakerthans with me, so she was amazing...but I so wanted to try and steal her from him, but thought against it. Also she stayed with him even after she WALKED IN ON HIM shafting another girl up the arse in their living room. My brother is such a loveable cunt. Where was I? Oh yeah. Hilary Duff...FIIIIIIIIIIIT!!! I'd shag.

34. JEWEL STAITE

CANADA

AGE: 26

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VOTE COUNT: 9 | 7 | 2 = 54

FAMOUS FOR: Former child actress, now best known for Serenity/Firefly

VERDICT: Definately not top 50. If I saw her in flesh, I'd be like "meh, moderately attractive 'normal person'...". I'd shag like. But still...there's not enough going on in her face. That's what it is. It's 'big', but also incredibly plain.

33. ELLEN PAGE

CANADA

AGE: 13 and a half

PLACE LAST TIME: #5

VOTE COUNT: 9 | 7 | 4 = 60

FAMOUS FOR: Juno, Hard Candy, X-Men, all that stuff

VERDICT: Still looks like a 13 year old boy to me. NOPE~! Thank fuck she fell this year too...actually...that first pic...fuck...I'd shag. Only that pic though...other ones, she's still like a little boy.

32. CRISTINA SCABBIA

ITALY

AGE: 36

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VOTE COUNT: 8 | 7 | 6 = 63

FAMOUS FOR: Vocalist for Lacuna Coil

VERDICT: Fit, very 'Italian' though, in that sometimes, she can look a little weird. But is definately fit. Although personally I prefer Marcela Bovio of Stream Of Passion/Elfonia. Still, FIIIIIT! I'd shag.

31. ELIZA DUSHKU

UNITED STATES

AGE: 27

PLACE LAST TIME: #48

VOTE COUNT: 9 | 8 | 4 = 63

FAMOUS FOR: Buffy and Angel as "Faith" and star of 'cult classic' "Bring It On"

VERDICT: Pretty fit. Oozes sexuality, despite occasionally looking like a pet bulldog. Moves up again from last year, but still can't reach the heights she once was. I always thought she was overrated as sin, for being in Angel/Buffy and in a Kevin Smith film!!! I'd shag.

[The Future]

Eliza Dukhshu! there's someone I should have voted for, the Lacuna Coil vocal is fit as well.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Dushku's head is completely made out of circles. Her face is a circle, her cheeks are circle and her eyeballs are bulgy and circle.

BlahblahblahHamster'stasteinwomenblahblahblah

That was probably the worst five chunk there's ever been.....Shocking. With a boy and everything,

[fourstarfizzle]

With no hope of Brea Grant, I'm just hoping on my girls Zooey Dechanel and Maggie Gyllenhal.

[Pesci]

It's shocking how much Ellen Page actually looks like that little twat. I was there for ages going up and down. I'd still rag her though.

[Iain76er]

I've spoken to Ellen Page's best friend (well allegedly). She stood on the door step, while I told her my housemate wasn't in. My friend has fucked her too. Her best friend, not Ellen Page.

A little insight into my life, for ya.

[Lowerdeck]

Ellen Page is nowhere near Top 50 material. There's some sort of cuteness factor, in some strange way, but def. not hot dimepiece material.

[METALMAN]

Ellen Page. hahaha.

I can't remember I any of my votes have made it through yet. William Shakespeare's wife was called Anne Hathaway. She is dead now.

[Toe]

Look at the first Anne Hathaway picture YI used. Look at her mouth. She looks like the Joker!

[NobBe Nobbs]

I hope you all burn :@

YI especially :@

Ellen Page is adorable :@

Heathens :@

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I hope you all burn :@

YI especially :@

Ellen Page is adorable :@

Heathens :@

Adorable in the same way that a small child, sitting in a push chair, with ice cream smothered around it's mouth while it slowly falls asleep, is adorable.

Maybe.