EUROVISION!

[The Kraig]

"Never met a Malteser she hasn't liked"

Well done Graham (Y)

I never got it until she appeared.

[The Quasi Juice]

"Never met a Malteser she hasn't liked"

Well done Graham (Y)

I never got it until she appeared.

Wow, I just got it now that you said it

[Farmer Reil]

Oooh, Evanescence are representing Estonia.

Despite it's similarity to them though, I actually like this.

[therockbox]

#eurovision Malta reminded me of Arnie Shwarzenegger when he is made into a woman in Total recall.

Jonathan Ross' twitter

[Walker]

She looked like someone who would do horrible things to you in the bedroom.

1. Azerbaijan

2. Iceland

3. Portugal

4. Greece

5. Sweden

6. Malta

7. Maldova

8. Israel

9. Estonia

10. Armenia

11. Bosnia

12. Russia

13. Croatia

14. Lithuania

15. France

[Katsuya]

1 - Azerbaijan

2 - Armenia

3 - Portugal

4 - Malta

5 - Iceland

6 - Israel

7 - Estonia (this is a nice change, but they'll be out-violinned soon enough...)

8 - Sweden

9 - Moldova

10 - Greece

11 - Russia

12 - France

13 - Bosnia

14 - Lithuania

15 - Croatia

[therockbox]

Oh god.

He's copying Ronan.

[Katsuya]

So Boyzone, but I do love this song. Hope it does well...

[Farmer Reil]

They're taking the piss, right? First an Ulrika Johnson, then an Adele, then an Evanescence, now a Ronan Keating performing a song actually written by Ronan Keating? And he looks like he's having a shit on stage. Great.

Edited May 16, 2009 by Farmer Reil

[Walker]

When he said Ronan Keeting wrote it, I didn't think he meant Ronan Keeting's clone sang it as well.

[Farmer Reil]

Portugal

Estonia

Azerbaijan

Denmark

[therockbox]

DITA DITA DITA DITA

[The Kraig]

Woohoo, Roland Keatingsen!

Kiss Kiss Bang is a bit provocative is it not? (¬_¬)

[Farmer Reil]

I quite like this, in a Eurovision way. He sounds sort of like Richard Cheese too, which is never a bad thing.

[Katsuya]

What's the point of having Dita when you don't show her?

Oh, wait.

[Walker]

Catchy, I like. Chico-esq ...

[The Kraig]

Dita Von Teese is German? Who knew?

[Farmer Reil]

I never thought I'd say this, but the Germans were quite good.

[Katsuya]

Oh yay, Turkish Shakira is here! Big contender, I feel.

[Walker]

Shakira?

EDIT: Beaten to the joke, darn.

Edited May 16, 2009 by WalkerWGZ