Official Premier League 2009/10 thread

[HailtotheYo]

erm, scratch that ...

they may score infinitybillion goals today

[Guest Stan Kroenke]

Wow, Sunderland are shit.

[IAceI]

Erm, nah.

We need to sort our defence out massively though. Rest of the team is fine but not a lot of depth for us. Didn't expect anything more than a hammering today, could be worse than last seasons 5-0 at this rate though.

Ah well, can only hope Cana mullers a few players for a laugh.

[Crybaby Bunting]

"I don't get how Chelsea are doing so well, I thought all the gollywogs were off to the ACON"

Ah BBC Sport, home of many a suicide account.

[Gazz]

Anyone got any odds on Chelsea-Sunderland finishing 4-4?

[Thrilla]

On Soccer Saturday they're asking why Rafa didn't come out and say that Lucas was obviously fouled and that it should have been a penalty, which is what the interviewer was trying to get him to say. I imagine it might be down to the fact that if he does he'd likely get done by the FA for questioning the referee's decision.

[EddieG]

I just put 4400 quid on it

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I'll bet you £100 it's not

[IAceI]

5-0.

Mr. Ballack.

Taking the piss now when Ballack's banging them in

[Scott McFly]

Didier who?

[IAceI]

Bolo Zenden is the best midfielder in the world ever, fact.

[EddieG]

Wait.. he still plays?

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Yeah Zenden still plays. You know that goal against Liverpool? That wasn't a beach ball the ball bounced off...It was his catheter bag.

[IAceI]

..6-1.

Fuck... we're gonna put up a worse score than Wigan. ..

[9 to 5]

It is possible, yes.

[IAceI]

Nope, I think we're in the clear now! 6 will have to do for Chelsea.

This brings our last 4 games with Chelsea to a combined score of;

17-3

Impressive.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Good for Sunderland. They got totally annihilated but unlike Wigan at Spurs didn't give up.

Speaking of Spurs I'm sick of relegation teams coming to WHL to defend with ten players and happen to have a goalkeeper on incredible form for just one game...It's about the third or fourth time this season. Ugh.

[therockbox]

I worry about Aquilani. I've seen him a number of times this season and he looks worryingly light weight. Perhaps Rafa doesn't fancy him?

He looks like a player whose been out with a long term injury, had absolutely no-preseason and is trying to get back to full fitness - whilst adjusting to an entirely new league.

He didn't play today because he looked dead on his feet from about 70 minutes on against Reading, and if it wasn't for two injuries wouldn't have completed 120 minutes.

[stokeriño]

*returns from Stamford Bridge*

That was fun.

[IAceI]

I always thought when you went to Stamford Bridge, Chelsea were shit?

Bout how many did we bring down?