Big Brother 2011

[Lineker]

Anybody watching?

[EddieG]

Yes, I am, mainly 'cause I'm too tired from work to go to bed or switch the channel.

[Lineker]

So, how long until Maisy gets her tits out? I'll take Day 12 in the sweepstake.

[Walker]

The first two seem like the most contrived set of housemates ever. It is as if producers said: "Right, you play the idiot, you play the slag"

Why has no one mentioned the egg shaped bath?

[EddieG]

THE BATH IS SHAPED LIKE AN EGG.

[Lineker]

Oh, apparently they're in the house with Pamela Anderson.

[Guest Canary4life]

Mark's gonna win, calling it now.

[Lineker]

Did Peter Crouch and David Bentley have an illegitimate lovechild? Aaron seems like a right cock.

[Katsuya]

Did you know they're in a bath shaped like an egg?

Also, girl is a bit arrogant = crowd hate her. Guy is a bit arrogant = crowd love him.

[Lineker]

Well yeah, that's because women are evil slags!

[Katsuya]

What is she not wearing.

[Walker]

This woman's squeals won't get annoying at all.

EDIT: I like how this guy somehow managed to get "party trick" confused with "indecent exposure".

Edited September 9, 2011 by WalkerWGZ

[Lineker]

These girls ain't got nothing on Shell.

Shell...

[METALMAN]

Shell used to be an intern for my mum at Glasgow University. Then she went and took her top off all the time on BB. Shell, that is. Not my mum.

[Walker]

Anton is violating so many gimmicks.

[Katsuya]

I'm waiting for the screaming queen to go in. It's not a normal Big Brother without at least one, although we do have one hosting now

[Walker]

I'm waiting for a creepy old man to go in. Fuck, just shove Jonty back in.

A wrestler. Anyone recognise her?

[Katsuya]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTTW9TvzcmI

The start of the match, at least, is on a Sprules vs. Tyler scale.

[Walker]

Jemma Palmer is apparently her sister. Jemma was in the revived Gladiators series and was also in FCW for a while.

Sort of wish they got her instead.

[Lineker]

Bloke thanking the heavens when Pamela revealed