FIFA 13/Official Home of the N7 Dragons

[alldaws1]

Better players than you :/

[MDK]

I wasn't arguing that >_>

[Cheeky Hughes]

I should be on, good to go from 8. May leave at some point for food but only temporarily.

[King Ellis]

Cup was last week, no?

But yea, I'll be playing.

[alldaws1]

Ok maybe play a couple without me. Draft is taking longer than I thought.

[Summers]

Gimme 10-15 minutes. Wife is about to to leave then I'm on for the long haul.

[Monkey D. Lars]

F*** my xbox froze again.

[alldaws1]

Everyone's did by the looks of it.

[Summers]

everyones did. daws shot broke fifa.

[Monkey D. Lars]

What causes it?

[Summers]

N7 Dragons.. Division 1 Champions!

[Monkey D. Lars]

We all put in our blood, sweat and tears!

[ZJ Penn]

"Oh no! Guys! Im gonna....."

Larz's famous last words in the 90th minute of our crowning game.

[Gazz]

As team owner, I'm claiming the trophy for my personal trophy cabinet.

[Summers]

http://db.tt/2A9WssI3

[King Ellis]

Saturday, April 4th, 2013. A day that will live long in the memories of N7 Dragons fans worldwide.

Needing just two points from two games, noted mute K Dawwg opened the scoring with what would later be dubbed the 'Miracle Goal', somehow managing to flick the ball over his head from an acute angle and head past the helpless goalkeeper. Midfield rock Kurt added a second after the ball bobbled between his legs from another corner, leaving him with a tap in. With their opponents chasing the game, Larz popped up late on to make it 3, much to the delight of those in attendance.

As the ref blew the final whistle, tens of thousands of Dragons fans streamed onto the pitch, lifting their heroes onto their shoulders and proudly paraded them around the Dragons Lair.

Sometime later, after the fans were ushered off the pitch and the award ceremony prepared, club founder, chairman, CEO, COO, manager, captain and star left back Gary Priest hobbled onto the pitch on his crutches to lift the trophy. He heroically ascended the podium but immediately fell off before being escorted off the pitch on a stretcher. Club doctors later confirmed he would miss the next season as a result.

Television cameras were on hand to capture a truly shocking event as an interviewer made the seemingly stupid choice to ask K Dawwg for a summary of his feelings after the win. The utilty man opened his mouth for the first time ever to utter 'Decent' before walking off. Seconds later Larz would jump in and shout 'WE ARE THE FUCKING CHAMPIONS!'. After being scolded and told he was live and shouldn't swear, he simply replied 'I DON'T CARE! I HAVE A FUCKING MEDAL!' before heading off down the tunnel whooping.

The cameras would then head into the dressing room but it was the female fans of the Dragons who were in for a treat as the team was caught assembled in a bath full of champagne. As they saw the cameras, they all stood in unison, waving their tackle around for the world to see. The club would later be sued by several television stations in order for them to recoup fines issued to them following the breach in television standards but the club didn't care.

They were champions.

[Rafael]

Well, I'm proud to be the N7 Dragons' Arbeloa.

[Gazz]

It was April 6th 2013, you thick fuck.

[King Ellis]

It seems like only yesterday that club legend Strawberry Jamzy joined the N7 Dragons. Reactions were mixed with many doubting whether this newcomer could rub shoulders with the likes of Summers and Gazz in the illustrious club. One N7Dragons.com forum user, dann7dfc, was quoted at the time as saying 'Bloody Jamzy. If he joins the club, I tear up my season ticket.'

But now over 700 games and 94 seasons later, Jamzy has reached the peak of the FIFA world as he joined his fellow Dragons atop the Division 1 table. It had been a long and hard fought journey from the depths of Division 10 but after so many bitter relegations and agonising 'nearly' moments, they finally did the impossible.

It was with a heavy heart that Jamzy revealed to the assembled press that he would be retiring from the game at the end of his current contract. After the monumental title victory and with his 750th game approaching, he felt it an apt time to draw time on an historic career.

Uitilised in nearly every position over the years, Jamzy leads the way in terms of appearances and assists, as well as notching over 100 goals.

He spoke of his dream of leading the team to a victory during his 750th and final game alongside his strike partner, Jimmy Dean, a pairing many have labelled 'The JimJam Connection', adding that he wanted to reach the 150 assists mark of which he is just 2 short of, as well as supply a 15th assist from a corner.

Will you be there to see Jamzy's Dragons swansong?

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Meanwhile, at the N7Dragons.com forums...

[Dan]

Almost 6 months of Ellis without FIFA? Please tell me this is true?!