EWB Fantasy Baseball 2013

[Damian WayLNKe]

I might be on the verge of having the hottest three weeks in the history of the league. Nothing like peaking in in the end of May/beginning of June.

[Your Mom]

Puig is making forget about Ryan Braun already. Fuck off then Braun!

[thatshortguy]

With the All-Star Break upon us, let us play Where Are They Now: EWB 2013 Draft Edition.

Round 1:

1. 9 to 5 - Miguel Cabrera, 3B, DET

Ranked #1 in Yahoo's standings.

2. Midget - Mike Trout, LF/CF, LAA

Ranked #5 in Yahoo's mother fucking standings.

3. Srar - Ryan Braun, LF, MIL

Ranked #205 in Yahoo's standings. Is a goddamned heathen hellbent on destroying baseball's storied history. May also be Hitler.

4. Lowerdeck - Matt Kemp, CF, LAD

Ranked #414 in Yahoo's standings. Injured. Also, the sky is blue & all the leaves are green. Heart is full like a baked potato...due to HGH.

5. damshow - Robinson Cano, 2B, NYY

Ranked #16 in Yahoo's standings.

6. berober - Justin Verlander, SP, DET

Ranked #158 in Yahoo's standings.

7. LNK - Buster Posey, C/1B, SF

Ranked #63 in Yahoo's standings. Making LNK a ton on the merch front, though.

8. SESbb30 - Albert Pujols, 1B, LAA

Ranked #112 in Yahoo's standings. Still monstrously strong...due to HGH.

9. Livid - Felix Hernandez, SP, SEA

Ranked #20 in Yahoo's standings. Still not sure if he's a fake king or if Seattle has seceded from the Union.

10. kbusch22 - Andrew McCutchen, CF, PIT

Ranked #21 in Yahoo's standings.

[The Buscher]

76-85 and the moment, but still in 6th place. Feeling good about my team as long as Reyes can stay on the field.

[Your Mom]

Yeah so my first pick may have been a tactical error

[Lowerdeck]

How did we all miss on Bartolo Colon until just now?

Then again, he's probably getting suspended next week.

[Your Mom]

How did we all miss on Bartolo Colon until just now?

Then again, he's probably getting suspended next week.

Son of a bitch! Well maybe I'll get one start out of him

[thatshortguy]

How did we all miss on Bartolo Colon until just now?

Then again, he's probably getting suspended next week.

Had him in the rotation, dropped him after a couple of weeks. He's probably good for another W, but don't expect much in the way of other stats.

[gunnar hendershow]

It's a Baltimore logjam at the top with LNK and myself.

[Lowerdeck]

And got myself a first round bye. I'm even surprised how I jumped that much at the end.

[thatshortguy]

And got myself a first round bye. I'm even surprised how I jumped that much at the end.

You're welcome. Since I beat LNK, that helped to get you a bye.

Even if I lose in the first round, I can at least know I did not finish last. Man, I'd hate to be whoever finished last.

[Your Mom]

Is it me? I stopped checking a couple weeks ago

[9 to 5]

Wait, I am still alive in this?

[thatshortguy]

Is it me? I stopped checking a couple weeks ago

Maaaaaaaaaaaybe it is. And maaaaaaaaaybe it is.

[Your Mom]

Is it me? I stopped checking a couple weeks ago

Maaaaaaaaaaaybe it is. And maaaaaaaaaybe it is.

Everyone knows Baseball doesn't count anyway

[9 to 5]

4th?! In the last 8 (or 6)?! How?!

[Lowerdeck]

Is it me? I stopped checking a couple weeks ago

Maaaaaaaaaaaybe it is. And maaaaaaaaaybe it is.

Everyone knows Baseball doesn't count anyway

Sure it does

It's not basketball

[gunnar hendershow]

Meant to do this on Monday. Belated congratulations to LNK for winning the all-Baltimore final. It came down to the wire, I was so close but oh well haha.

[Damian WayLNKe]

Good game. My team just had enough momentum to make it through.

[9 to 5]

I am chuffed with 3rd!