Eurovision 2013

[The Quasi Juice]

Okay, wut, Cascada's song is Euphoria.

None of these countries would have made it. All their songs suck. Denmark has this in the bag.

Edited May 14, 2013 by The Quasi Juice

[The Quasi Juice]

Okay wow the first 3 make no sense.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Glad that Netherlands made it. Gutted that Montenegro didn't. Grrrrrrrr especially with Belarus making it.

[Colly]

Oooooh, scary Irish men.

[The Quasi Juice]

When the likes of Ireland, Lithuania and Belarus got through I thought we were fucked. Then when there were 3 left, Belgium took a spot and Ukraine and Serbia were still left I was 100% sure we were screwed. I was wrong yay So deserved. The crowd was chanting for us even.

Edited May 14, 2013 by The Quasi Juice

[Animal]

When the likes of Ireland, Lithuania and Belarus got through I thought we were fucked. Then when there were 3 left, Belgium took a spot and Ukraine and Serbia were still left I was 100% sure we were screwed. I was wrong yay So deserved. The crowd was chanting for us even.

It's a shit song though, but you know, go motherland

Edited May 14, 2013 by Animal

[Lineker]

I just got this email at work:

From: Hayley ___________

Sent: 14 May 2013 09:08

To: Vision Productions - Entertainment & Comedy; Vision Productions - Factual London

Subject: One Show audience tonight - Eurovision fans wanted

On tonight’s One Show we’ll be linking live with Bonnie Tyler in Malmo, and be joined in the studio by a bunch of past Eurovision legends. Yes, that will include Sonia and Jemini…

If that gets you all hot under the collar please come and join the One Show audience at 6.55pm to wave a flag and generally make some noise.

Please RSVP if you can come along,

Thanks very much,

Hayley

Assistant Producer

BBC Television

I'm not going .

You should've gone. You would have heard that Bonnie Tyler doesn't know what country Malmo is in...despite being there right now!

Had sex instead.

[Colly]

With Bonnie Tyler?

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

With Assistant Producer Hayley?

[Lineker]

No comment.

[GoGo Yubari]

Wait, Lithuania got through? What is wrong with you, Europe?

[Katsuya]

Oh deaaaar, Petra.

[Mongrel]

LET'S ALL PRETEND WE'RE AT A LIVE FESTIVAL

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Latvia was entertaining but no more than 6.5. San Marino was decent enough for a 7. Macedonia's didn't work so 5. Azerbaijan's is average but interesting stuff in background so 6.5

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

This reminds me of Laka a few years back. Not as good but ok.

[Mongrel]

Well this is vaguely offensive.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I'm giving it 7.5 for the use of ding dong. Lesbian swerve!

I'm starting to really want Lithuania to win.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Malta's is amazing. 8.5. He's loveable.

[Katsuya]

Finland

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Bulgaria gets a 6.5. Not as good as it should have been.