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  1. A mind cannot be changed. Change my mind.

  2. Just asked Tim Donst: Delaware is real. But Karma isn't.

  3. Braun Strowman is going to open a butcher shop, with the slogan "GET THESE HAMS!"

  4. Ishii is technically a junior heavyweight.

  5. That's notable South Florida wrestler "J-Dawg" Jeff Brooks to you.

  6. Jerry Flynn is no... um.... Rusty Brooks?

  7. STAR BOY! AND THE CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE!

  8. Too many Cooks (Too many Cooks)

    Too many Cooks (TOO MANY COOOOKS)

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      It takes a lot to make a stew, a pinch of salt and laughter too. A scoop of kids to add the spice, a dash of love to make it nice and you've got.....

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      too many cocks lol

  9. The world of Little Lungs is ableist as fuck.

  10. You know why you still can't order an Egg McMuffin at 4pm in England?

    Because breakfast means breakfast.

  11. I don't understand why the mint insists on keeping their broken penny press.

    It doesn't make cents.

  12. TIL there's an audiobook of Art of War read by the guy who plays Littlefinger.

  13. Fun fact; historians believed that Christ died March 30 33AD. Which means the first Easter happened on April 1st.

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      @JTHNumbers2018

      Not the way the Christian tradition tells it; he died on Good Friday, comes back Easter.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      That makes sense. but why do they always say he was resurrected after 3 days?

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      @JTHNumbers2018 No idea.

      Also, this was all just a joke anyway, historians ACTUALLY think he died around April 3 or 4.

  14.  Oh fugg! The community chest forclosed on my beef jerky! Joe goes to jail!!

  15. I do not drink.... wine.

  16. I had Chipotle (the food chain, not the pepper) today. It was remarkably average. Also, I've had bread that's got a higher Scoville than their so-called 'hot' sauce.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Well aren't you tough.

    2. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      It's interesting because I'd always heard about the myth of Chipotle but I tried it and really didn't see what was special about it.

      It wasn't even like an In N Out where it's like "yeah, okay, I sort of get this" even if you think it's overhyped, Chipotle was just really average and overpriced.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Yeah @SeanDMan. I only even bothered because it was on the way home. I'll just take the slight detour to the mom and pop place.

      Also @Meacon I know I have a higher capsacin tolerance than most but if I didn't actually see them put the sauce in I would have never known it was even there. I wasn't expecting atomic sauce, but if Taco Bell can manage acceptable sauces, there's no reason Chipotle shouldn't be able to.

      Luckily the mom and pop place has good habanero sauce...

  17. Too Many Cooks (Too Many Cooks) Too Many Cooks (TOO MANY COOOOKS)

  18. You know, if I was asked to rank all the Futurama characters, Bender would probably be last or near the last.

    1. Azazel

      Azazel

      ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

  19. I heard Mike Patton found religion and he's forming a new band celebrating his faith. It's called Faith No Mormon.

  20. Humpington can grant wishes... but he doesn't.

  21. Happy Jul everyone. May your ancestors ride and hunt with Oden on this eve.

    1. Rich

      Rich

      Why would my ancestors ride with a one pot Japanese dish?

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