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  1. Roman Reigns, Guy Who Makes Renee Young Swoon From His Charms, one of WWE's best unofficial gimmicks.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      It's our most wanted fan fiction romance since Kaval and Layla.

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Balls Mahoney and Kelly Kelly was the best though.

  2. JTH debuted his new gimmick, "Dan Brown symbologist guy, but for wrestling". It got a positive response.

  3. Cesaro is an individual with remarkable lifting ability.

  4. In the limits of the fountain of words that won't die... what is thaaaaaaat!?

  5. I'm-a kill you! Then I'm-a jumpstart your heart - and I kill you again!"

  6. You can't always get what you want, and what you want isn't always what you get.

  7. They say dolphins are smarter than humans. You know why that's true? Dolphins don't kill each other over religion or skin color. They just spend all day eating fish.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      False. Dolphins lost to Greg Schiano.

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      72 Dolphins are still the only invincibles of NFL, Mick. And always will be.

    3. Maxx

      Maxx

      They also sexually assault things to death and play with the corpses for fun.

  8. I'm not sure which I like better: Aiden English, or Regal's mancrush over Aiden English.

  9. DOOT DOOT dededoot dedoot DOOT DOOT dededoot dedoot DOOT DOOT dededoot dedoot

  10. "The summoning spell for Gachnar can be shut down in one of two ways. Destroying the Mark of Gachnar..."

  11. "Moon Explosion Will Everything!"

  12. "Maybe you're not a diabolical sleeper agent out to infiltrate my family and destroy everything I've worked for." "Truly, that's all any man can hope to hear from his girlfriend's father."

  13. Mockery is one of the things I hold dear! AND HE'S MAKING A MOCKERY OF IT!

  14. Well I turned into a Martian.

  15. Jack Howitzer is Jack Howitzer in... Jack Howitzer!

  16. Dexter really ended that way. Lol.

    1. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    2. Walker

      Walker

      He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

    3. Benji

      Benji

      I like to imagine that he has a little butter axe so that during the intro for season 9 it looks like he's being a lumberjack, but he's actually just spreading butter on his toast.

  17. Oh, look everyone, Stan Marsh the DARSH!

  18. Austen 18:13 Says: "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife"

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    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Yes myked Jane Austen, thats_the_joke.png

    4. MDK

      MDK

      Sorry, I don't watch wrestling any more

  19. "She called it 'Paranormal Bromance'"

  20. OH MY GOD NYTEBLAYDE IS ON HIS WAY!

  21. "Mr. Kitten, Mr. Kitten, Why are your whiskers so long? Meow Meow"

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