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  1. WWE Power Rumblers! Wind them up and they flail around like they're having a seizure!

  2. No, no, no.... Breathe the As in!

  3. If elected Pope, I will make the Estonian Thunderfrog a saint.

  4. We should always have a Wikipedia Rumble. Always.

    1. apsham

      apsham

      No, I have a better idea. We could build REAL men, OUT of snow.

  5. I believe I will vote for a third party mod!

  6. Without wrestling in the Olympics, what will Kurt Angle pretend to be training for in 2016?

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    2. HC
    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Eh, the Tito Ortiz one was better hyped. You didn't hear about Karen wanting to give Brock Lesnar a golden shower.

    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      olympic powerwalking, with RVD as his coach.

  7. I'll take a potato chip... THEN EAT IT!

  8. New Kids on the Block are doing a reunion tour. More like Broke Guys On The Road, amirite?

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Wrong Wahlberg.

    3. Mick
    4. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      If you're going to be a jackass, could you do it somewhere else, please?

  9. Scumbag NRA: Call video games "Murder Training Tools" and blames them for shooting shootings, HAS THEIR OWN VIRTUAL SHOOTING APP ON IPHONE.

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Coffin-shaped targets, apparently. And it was released /after/ Sandy Hook.

    3. Maxx

      Maxx

      Yes but the NRA doesn't view Sandy Hook in the same light as everyone else. The whole thing is ridiculous, but it's completely understandable when you realize that this is the NRA we're talking about.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      And somehow this was the 2nd most controversial video game related thing today!

  10. Take Dr. McLuchador. He'll take care of it with his punches.

  11. An Uncanny X-Mas to you all.

  12. Just remember that Scooty Puff Jr. sucks!

  13. And then Bischoff said, "Nash, 'Play' is the verb, not the adjective," Stunned at his grammatical defeat, Kevin Nash left Nitro never to be seen again, the end.

    1. Powerhart

      Powerhart

      Yet Nitro beat Raw int he ratings again!

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Raw was headlined by Freddie Joe Floyd vs. Mankind.

      (No disrespect to Misters Smothers and Foley.)

  14. We're going to RAAAAAAAAAAAAIN on you, Warriors!

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  15. Every time I see the trailer to Killing Them Softly, I immediately think "....WITH HIS SAW"

  16. "Did you ever have the dream where someone is chasing you down the hallway and all the doors are locked?" "I did not!" "Neither did I!" "Hooray!"

  17. This is going to be a weird question, but you know that song where the vocalists go "aaaaaAAAAAAAA aaaaaaaEEEEEEE"? What the hell is the name of that song?

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      It isn't a rock song, and not that one Ben. It's had radio time in the US and was featured in quite a bit of movies, I want to say it was recorded in the 90s... I can't remember /which/ movies but I'm pretty sure the last one I heard it in was a werewolf movie.

    3. Plubby
    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Superman's Dead?

  18. "It is pretty cool for a king to punch a mummy."

  19. So far I've had Trick or Treaters as: 14 year old as some kind of tramp in handcuffs, three pirates, a secret agent, and Lionel Messi.

  20. *Crashing through a window on rocket skates* I'd like to apply for a building permit!

  21. "WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY CLOTHES?!" "MINE ARE DIRTYYYY!"

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