OctoberRaven

Perhaps there is truth in sand madness.

"Stop suppressing our rupture, you electroresitive niche!"

"Did... did you just Scrooge McDuck me, bro?"

The sky's the limit for this CRIMSON BEAST!

In an attempt to make HP Lovecraft stories more popular with today's youth, his estate is going to republish his magnum opus as "Text Message of Cthulhu"

"In the limits of the fountain of words that won't die... what is thaaaaaaat!?"

If Johnny Curtis started wearing a black hooded robe and carrying a scythe, would he then become Grim Fandango?

Great Scott! A Back To The Future marathon followed immediately by a Jurrasic Park marathon!

My gods... it's true... I AM being punished for a lifetime of bad deeds- I have to listen to COUNTRY MUSIC!!

"Apparently I'm a smuggler for the Sicilian Mafia. By the way, what's a 'Sicilian Mafia?'"

Cesaro puts the W in WWE? But, which one?

Babyface Kane is like the WWE's Worf.

Hugging the ref? That's a red card.

I prepared Explosive Runes today.

Meme Gene Okerlund is the Mos Eisely of the IWC.

The 1960s Batman series is so wonderfully silly.

"Use these guns. You DO know how to use them do you? BANG-BANG! With both hands."

My name is Inigo Montoya

I look at the TV and see three local wrestlers on Let's Make A Deal. Dressed as video game characters no less. Awesome.

"I had... bad pizza yesterday."

"You know, the first two, I probably should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much."

"Just remember that Scooty-Puff Jr. suuuuuuuuuuuucks!"

Ah Easter. The magical time of the year where Smarties aren't fucking impossible to find in Florida.

"Ha ha! Scandal always beats gun!"

"Goddammit, I forgot how much pain tends to hurt!"