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  1. Jennifer Aniston named sexiest woman of all time, because "funny is sexy and she is funny". I think of at least two things wrong with that.

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      She has a funny face.

    2. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      Cracked claims that when a guy says he wants a woman who is funny, he means he wants a woman who laughs at his jokes.

  2. I just now saw a commercial for a "board game" called the Doggie Doo game. No pun intended, I shit you not, this a real product that a real company has put into toy shelves.

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    2. SRN

      SRN

      Well, in Denmark we have a board game called "Dongle". You move around plastic penii on a board. This is a childrens game. Think about it for a second.

    3. Mick

      Mick

      ....The goal isn't to get it into some kind of whole, is it?

    4. SRN

      SRN

      Don't you mean "hole"? <_< I have no idea. Only saw the packaging which was penii; penii everywhere.

  3. How is Adam Ryland like a 24/7 Pizza Hut? He always delivers. *ducks tomatoes*

    1. Ruki
    2. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      That was bad and you should feel bad.

    3. Nerf
  4. Nobody in Raw Chat tonight?

  5. Dammit Sousa, now I want to rewatch more of Penn and Teller's Tell A Lie.

  6. Just preordered WM tix. Hooray for being on a random mailing list that sent me preorder info that I'm sharing in Flying Elbow!

  7. "Hello, my name is Mister Burns. I believe you have a letter for me" "Okay Mister Burns, what's your first name?" "...I don't know..."

    1. New Damage

      New Damage

      Not obscure enough! :@

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Local syndication are playing the olduns for the first time in ages, so yeah.

  8. "One more intriguing observation - no silhouette or specifics which we can confidently say: 'They are in the previous.'" -- Truly words to live by.

    1. Mountainous Cleavage

      Mountainous Cleavage

      'tis a shame, as 'Walking Proud in Women's Kenneth Cole Flipflops' would of been a hell of a story.

  9. They fear us more when they know that we don't lie.

  10. I'm even wearing shoes today!

  11. ABBA? ABBA, Swedish?! I knew them when they were a Lancanshire clog dancing trio!

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      'Lancanshire'?

    2. Plubby

      Plubby

      I swear I've seen this line in the Young Ones. Is that where it's from?

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Yep. First episode even.

  12. So I happened on some soccer on TV, and one of the players looked like a really skinny Wade Barrett. Didn't catch his name though.

  13. "When I'm done with you, you'll be nothing more than a Wikipedia footnote!"

  14. "So what did I miss?" "Just him saying you're the devil" "Oh, that's nice."

  15. A&F are offering the Jersey Shore cast money NOT to wear their clothes. Seriously.

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      I'd offer Snooki money not to wear her clothes.

      Wait, is that not what this is about?

    2. Mick

      Mick

      I do that with women all the time. :D

  16. That's no ordinary sea anenome...

  17. Old World Blues: Best Fallout DLC yet

    1. Kane's Mullet Slacker

      Kane's Mullet Slacker

      I have to disagree although Old World Blues is fun I think Dead Money is the best.

  18. Got Fonzie's autograph tonight after a local indy show. Good times.

  19. Catherine is a lock for GOTY. That is all.

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      What is GOTY?

    3. OctoberRaven
    4. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Skyrim, Uncharted 3 both coming out this year. Catherine may be fun, but its an afterthought. Is dark souls this year too? Yeah, youre not gunna make top 5

  20. You do realize you can add your own matches into TEW05, right?

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    2. super

      super

      ...Oh yeah. Y'know, these are those moments at which I feel stupid.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      You're just a Whining Wynona.

    4. super

      super

      That's my trademark. Macho Man had his sunglasses, I have my negative whining ;).

  21. I'm a ninja, I'm a holy ninja

  22. 103 years since the death of Grover Cleveland

  23. Saw a trailer for a movie called Sanctuary, and a dude does what looks like a Kneecolepsy. Awesome.

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