OctoberRaven

Internet. Serious Parody.

Lewis Blackis going to be on Jeopardy this Thursday. Even though he probably won't be his usual cheerful self, I'm looking forward to it.

"...and that's when the C.H.U.D.s came at me."

So, what I miss?

I am disrespectful to dirt! Can't you see that I am serious?

"In a thousand years, I'll get right on it."

"Oh! Yeah. It was quicker to say though."

"Oh! You know, I -do- understand that math problem now!"

Gangrel is a lot bigger in person than I thought he'd be/

"First of all, I never tamed the buffalo. It was already tame! I merely shot it."

You can do it Otto! You can do it Otto! Help each other out! That'll be our motto!

He's not just any kunmaza, he's the BEST kunmaza. Whatever the hell a kunmaza is.

Full Metal Jousting is an awesome show.

"I only just completed the set-house-on-fire switch and circuit!" http://yellow5.com/pokey/

Holy fuck Iced Earth is awesome live.

No one suspects the Ski Robot.

Local indy announces next month show will feature STEVIE RICHARDS! ...And I was the only who cheered at that

"Not a small amount of Radical." "A fine amount, sir."

This is going to sound pretty Jay. I've been practicing my bird calls see.

Don't be silly, It was the dream police. They run inside of my head.

Papa John's should let you order just garlic sauce from them. That way you can put it on Pizza Hut pizza instead.

Happy Time To Buy A New Calendar Day!

Dear all FPS developers. Less boring games like Modern Warfare, more awesome stuff like Bulletstorm.

"You better wipe that face off your look"

Wishing you all an Uncanny X-Mas.