OctoberRaven

Conga conga conga, we love Monty Burns more, conga like you mean it, please don't make me shock you!

My local CW affiliate is showing my all-time favorite Simpsons episode. USA! USA! USA! USA!

Like a leaf in an icy world, memories will fade.

Random question to EWBrits: Just curious, but how much do football jerseys cost over there? And do the prices vary much depending on the league the club's in?

Turn off the light, and murder the dawn!

Mmm. Fresh baked, buttery bread.

"Let's take this bank to our hideout; we'll break into it later"

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

BARAKA! BARAKA! BARAKA! BARAKA! BARAKA!

Today's Stephen Colbert's Threatdown.... #3.... WTF...

"I killed my first zombie at six months old with a sharpened rattle"

"I killed a Frankenberry once" "Frankenberries, like the cereal?" "Ugh, that's all just propaganda to get you to trust them!"

"Don't be racist against cows, Nick!"

You're like a kitten! A kitten that doesn't speak Japanese!

"If you resist, be a dear and taser yourselves"

Remember folks: Raw starts an hour early tonight

"And the woman says, 'I can't believe you cut the cucumber lengthwise!'"

"Keep watching the skies, Max." "I'll shoot if they try anything!"

Someone assure me that arguing with smarks hasn't made me crazy: I'm right when I say that Steve Corino's ECW run was awesome, right?

They won't stop me from delivering these UNICEF pennies!

But now I'm safe, in the eye of the tornado.

"Greetings, children of Earth." "Well what planet are you from?" "....Earth."

kicked Bound for Glory. You're next, Lockdown!

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak, and seats thirty-five?

Maaaaaax Poweeeer. He's the man whose name you want to touch. BUT YOU MUSTN'T TOUCH!