OctoberRaven

"What do they teach you Americans in school?" "Video poker!"

Dusty Old Bones, full of green dust!

"If I had known you would be so willing to sacrifice yourself to save the world I... probably wouldn't have tried to kill you."

It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why it's cool.

"Hi, I'm Roddy Piper." "Hi, I'm the President of the United States" "Sure, why not."

"My doctorate in cement and applied cement has arrived!!!"

Oh man. Watching the 60s Batman... and this is like the worst episode ever. It's like what Reefer Madness would be like if it was about feminism instead of marijuana.

Got to love when an optimitrist decides not to show up on the day of your appointment and doesn't bother to notify you.

"I really hope Mike comes back soon with the cure." "No Neil, it's Madnes this week."

Well he died in spa- wait, you died in space too.

"You carry a gun, does that mean you like to get shot?"

Brace yourself for a bit of a shock Lister but I just saw you die.

This week on Cooking With Scorpion! Learn about... chopping! Tenderizing! Chopping! Cake decorating! And... chopping!

In your FACE, Space Coyote!

YOU HACKED YOUR BROTHER

S-U-G-A-R Get into your racing car say SUGAR RUSH!

Community Spirit! Shopping! FOOD!

You know what game needs an HD remake? Zombies Ate My Neighbors.

"Too bad for him I mastered stop sign combat after he was cloned!"

Oh-wee-ohh, killer tofu!

It's only University Challenge, Rick, it's only University Challenge!

Daniel Bryan = By Adrenalin

So tommorrow's Ft Lauderdale Strikers game is going to have the first ball kicked out by HEADBANGER MOSH.