Civilization Thread!

[Plubby]

T-U-R-N-T

[Sousa]

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[Plubby]

It's all I was after, really

[Sousa]

I'm not made of pictures of angry apes.

...wait you know what HUMANS ARE APES.

[Plubby]

No they're not!

[Mick]

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[Sousa]

No they're not!

Wikipedia says they are and they cite their sources like good freshman comp students!

[METALMAN]

We aren't apes. God created us in his image.

Are you saying God is an ape? :/

He won't like that.

[Plubby]

I am descended from my father, but I am not the same person

We have a common ancestor, but we're not apes.

[METALMAN]

But humans are great apes!

[Sousa]

Oh Plubby, I'm not going to sit here and debate taxonomy with you. Look at how humans are classified and you'll see that we are among the four extant hominids (along with gorillas, chimps, and orangutans).

[Plubby]

Some of us aren't so great.

metalman.

[METALMAN]

I am great.

[Sousa]

metalman is the greatest of all the apes.

This is metalman.

[Plubby]

Oh Plubby, I'm not going to sit here and debate taxonomy with you. Look at how humans are classified and you'll see that we are among the four extant hominids (along with gorillas, chimps, and orangutans).

Sure, and if you go back far enough, we're also a Giant Squid because Animalia.

I'm not looking to start an Evolution Vs. Whatever argument with you because the science on that is ironclad, I was simply trying to dissuade further Sheamusing by picking on your use of an absolute when you clearly meant it as a generality. Maybe I should know better than to pick on semantics given what you do.

[METALMAN]

metalman is the greatest of all the apes.

This is metalman.

Can you please stop snooping around my pictures on Facebook?

[Sousa]

Oh Plubby, I'm not going to sit here and debate taxonomy with you. Look at how humans are classified and you'll see that we are among the four extant hominids (along with gorillas, chimps, and orangutans).

Sure, and if you go back far enough, we're also a Giant Squid because Animalia.

[Mick]

Population: 26000

Soldiers: 400,000

[Sousa]

Population: 26000

Soldiers: 400,000

[Plubby]

I lost