METALMAN

haha. It only took me three and a half years to come up with something decent to put in my sig. Who knows what I'll do by the end of 2012?

why be so mean like that?

LINEKLES LINEKLES LINEKLES

shut up

and I have gin and vodka! we can knock up some long island ice teas between us.

then we can go and get drunk! or whatever else you like doing. drunk is fine.

It's not you, it's me. Or the other way round?

yeah it's me. hiya pal.

see if elton john asked you to suck him off for 24 hours and in return he'd give you half of his money, would you do it?

happy birthday!

that's an awesome cover of sympathy for the devil. i don't really know much sandie shaw at all though. one of my friends got into her a lot when he saw her do hand in glove with the smiths however.

If I was Ian Curtis I would be unsure as to whether that was a compliment or not. If I was Ian Curtis I would also be dead.

i am genuinely loving today's offering. there is not enough jerky goth rock in the world today

vuvuzelas are as welcome at a football match as women

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/38/Iskender_kebap.jpg.

I mean.

actually to illustrate it better - on a pizza

a pizza with a kebab on it. it is filth. fatties eat it.

Risqué is a word!

"risqué"...sorry that's my love of the french shining through again.

done. aluminiumman at least. not manman. the exclamation was risque enough for my liking

I am tempted to change it to that given my newly gained POWER. Anything would be an improvement on metalman no?

I accidentally clicked on your name, so if you happen to look at your last visitors, don't think I was stalking you. It was just an accident. Honest.

Just thought I'd like to give my best wishes and say I heartily concur with what those other guys said.

And why would you want me to do such a thing sir?

OYE COMO VA