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SOS: The Final Escape > * Sadly, earthquake-'em-ups never became a big genre

Oh man...I haven't 'thought' about Ellie in a long time...does she still do it? "Hello my lovely"...fucking spunk spewing worthy.

Just my two cents... Have global and national promotions. Yes, there weren't promotions of that size in a literal sense, but there were definitely the "big guns" (AWA, JCP etc.), which in relative terms were the equivalent of global promotions i.e. the top companies around.

1. Dustin Hoffman 2. Al Pacino 3. Christian Bale 4. Tom Hanks 5. Samuel L. Jackson 6. Gregory Itzin 7. Denzel Washington 8. John Cusack 9. Robin Williams 10. Morgan Freeman Hoffman, Pacino and Bale are in for their great ranges in the roles they've played. Tom Hanks is the perfect everyman, SLJ is simply badass, Itzin's on my list simply for his perfect role as President Logan in 24, Denzel for Malcolm X and Philadelphia. Cusack's been great in everything I've seen him in, Williams can do comedy and drama equally well, and Morgan Freeman's my elder statesman of acting, quite simply.

This list lacked an Ellie from Pop The Q. YI KNOWS~!

Plus Wahlberg was buff back in the day

Movie-wise Al Pacino. Always preferred him to De Niro, and I think he's more versatile, as evidenced by Scent Of A Woman and Dog Day Afternoon. TV-wise, Gregory Itzin, simply because President Charles Logan is the greatest TV character of all time, motherfucker >_>

I don't think anybody bought the "oh, it didn't post everything" excuse >_>

He's talking about the virus. It's quite clear. And the Human Genome Project wasn't a fictional creation in a movie, Genesis >_>

Meh, I have no reason to believe it's real, so I think I'll choose to trust my judgment

Just did, and I see nothing to the contrary.

The Rage virus is fictional, not "a real thing".

I guess if electricity went down the possibility of using the internet would disappear.

That's great, mate. Cheers.

I'm looking for a pic of Prince Iaukea if anyone can provide.

I'm gonna put you in a little dress and hurt you. That is all.

Having seen him live, Willy Mason could fall into the category. And he isn't particularly like him musically, but at the same gig Damien Rice looked scarily like Dylan in his blue cord jacket, white shirt and orange trousers. Plus his silhouette looked like 60s Dylan >_>

Apologies for the time it's taking me to get this list up. I'll get at least another five up tomorrow, and very possibly ten.

40. Daniel Tosh 8 points, 4 votes “I like California, but I hate people who complain about it – ‘Oh it’s too expensive to live here, I gotta move.’ – Good! Move to the middle of the country. That’s where those people go, the ones that gave up on their dreams.” 39. Ron White 11 points, 3 votes “I once went without sex for three months – three months! You can’t go three months without having sex with me – I know, I’ve seen me do it.” 38. Russell Howard 12 points, 3 votes “Any of you ever been on a march? Fairtrade march? Nobody? “When they make good coffee, we’ll drink it.” I once went on a Countryside Alliance march, incredible day out – I’m not pro or anti-fox hunting, I just quite like watching posh people getting beaten up.” 37. Dave Gorman 14 points, 3 votes It is impossible to find a suitable quote for Dave Gorman – his shows are too unique. Steven Wright 15 points, 3 votes “When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.”

45. Louis CK 11 points, 2 votes “You know what’s amazing to me? You can name your kid whatever you want; there are no laws. There should be a couple of laws…you could call him Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff – 40 Fs, that’s it.” 44 [T]. Noel Fielding 12 points, 2 votes “(talking about a game he invented) Check this out right, its called pelt the rabbit in his big white face, I know, the title alone is awesome. Basically you could be out and about anywhere, by a windmill, it dont matter, and this rabbit comes after you. He has this enormous white face and you just need to get away and pelt him with pennys or take of your Chelsea boot and take him out... Cos if he catches you, he just throws you on the floor and rapes you!” 44 [T]. Jeffrey Ross 12 points, 2 votes “William Shatner, you have really let yourself boldly go.” 42. Brian Regan 13 points, 2 votes “You see weird things driving... I've never understood log trucks. Sometimes you'll be out on the highway, you see two big giant trucks loaded up with logs, and they pass each other on the highway... I don't understand that. I mean, if they need logs over there... and they need 'em over there, you'd think a phone call would save 'em a whole lot of trouble.” 41. Rodney Carrington 16 points, 2 votes “I watch porno when I’m on the road, a lot of it…well, not a lot, just about two or three minutes. They shold invent porn for guys like me, just $2.99, not the whole $12.99. The second scene’s always better anyways…‘Aww damn, I should-a waited; she’s got bigger titties!”

Okay, first off, here’s everybody that didn’t make the list, despite receiving votes: Adam Ferrara Alan Davies Andrew "Dice Clay" Andy Kaufman Bill Engvall Bob Marley Bob Saget Brian Posehn Bruce Bruce Chris Tucker Conan O'Brien Dave Allen Derek Edwards Doug Stanhope Drew Carey Ed Byrne Emo Philips George Lopez Henry Rollins Jasper Carrott Jay Mohr Jeremy Hotz Jethro Jim Breuer Jim Davidson Jim Norton John Pinette Kevin James Larry Miller Lenny Bruce Mark Watson Martin Lawrence Michael McIntyre Nick DiPaolo Nick Swardson Omid Djalili Redd Foxx Rob Newman Robin Williams Russell Brand Sean Locke Stephen Lynch Steve Coogan Tim Vine Wanda Sykes Zach Galifinakis Nobody really jumps out at me there, except Djalili and Locke (because they’re awesome), and Robin Williams (because he’s very well-known). Anyway, let’s start with the first five: 50. Lisa Lampanelli 8 points, 2 votes "...my problem is, I can't get a good-looking white guy anymore, I just don't have the looks to get that. I can get hot blacks, but also blacks are now starting to get uppity and go for the skinny white ones and the Asians, which is very offensive to me that they don't stick with their roots — the chubby white girl!" 49 [T]. Peter Kay 9 points, 2 votes "Garlic bread, it's the future, I've tasted it" 49 [T]. Bill Maher 9 points, 2 votes “New Rule: Stop introducing a new iPod every month. First came the original, then the Mini, then the Shuffle, now the Nano. It's so slim Kate Moss uses it to cut her cocaine.” 47[T]. Gabriel Iglesias 10 points, 2 votes “In San Diego, they have this checkpoint, designed to prevent illegal aliens from making it all the way to L.A. – you see how well that works” 47.[T] David Cross 10 points, 2 votes "I've always been a bit of a news junkie, but not as much as I am now. Hopefully that will change in a matter of months and I can go back to making more abortion jokes."