Ol' Spanktooth

I've recently started playing Castle Crashers again, and now that I'm re-addicted to it and the online issues have been patched up, you fuckers need to play with me.

I was supposed to be off on Tuesday this week, but LO AND BEHOLD I'm on the schedule. Thanks Walmart. Trying to trade my shift with someone but considering I only have tomorrow to do it, I'm not sure if I'll be able to.

That is a horrible name. That was the intent, yes. Never got sent any request!

Finally caved and picked up this game a few hours ago. Playing now on 360 if anyone wants to join. Gamertag is T MONEY SNIPEZ.

1. Sons of Anarchy 2. Parks and Recreation 3. The League 4. 30 Rock 5. The Office 6. Glee 7. Hell's Kitchen 8. Once Upon A Time 9. Pawn Stars 10. Community 11. Entourage 12. Storage Wars 13. 2 Broke Girls 14. South Park 15. Ugly Americans

In, ESPN or Yahoo is fine

I finished watching this episode like 4 hours ago, and I'm STILL lost for words as to what just happened. I just... I have no idea what is going to happen from here on out.

What the fuck. Half those people are shittily sidestepped names while the other half are literally just a guy's real name and ring name switched up. And how the fuck is "The Leprechaun" not a ripoff? The only difference between that thing and Hornswoggle is that Hornswoggle's not explicitly referred to as a leprechaun anymore. EDIT: Also, I'm 99% sure that the "Iron Man Match" card has Shawn Michaels' face completely unchanged with the exception of the terrible Super Saiyan haircut. Yeah, Hornswoggle, the only leprechaun that's ever existed EVER!!! Wait. Hold on. ...existed? Do you believe in leprechauns?

I want to know where we so freely talk about piracy around these parts, really.

One's me, one's WWEDVDNEWS and I don't know who the others are. I can say that I've had close to 200 emails today from people that all said the game was great. Granted, about 20 of them reported crashes and we totally need to get rid of that but all in all, that's not a bad bit of support from some of the community. If that's true, then instead of trolling us on here, I'd suggest using your time to personally e-mail all 200 of those people and let them know you appreciate them buying the game, and that the best thing they can do to help out your game is to give it a good rating and write a review for the app store. But you probably won't since a.) there's no way 200 people bought your game already and b.) you're a dick.

He dodged this question in the first thread about this game, too. (aka no, he never spoke to anyone in the WWE about the likenesses of the wrestlers in his game.)

Point me to a single lie. And I'm not talking about one where you think somethings not true, I'm talking about an actual time where I lied. That everything in the game is 100% original and fictional. That and your IGN thread. Show me a wrestler named Able that looks like Able in any wrestling company in the world. And I didn't lie in the IGN thread I said "What gave me away the signature or the icon" If you look they are Wrestling Manager logos and links. Able's likeness is based on someone else's.. I also like how that is your example and not Rod Van Damn or such. You posed as a loser fan excited that it was finally out. IT'D TAKE A CRAZY SOB TO RELEASE THIS NEAR WWE 12 LOLZ. Name a wrestler who's not being influenced by another wrestler? That's not what makes someone an original character. Sting is an original character, he's based on The Crow. Jack Swagger is an original character but he's essentially a tall kurt angle. Randy Orton is an original character except he's the Viper to Austins Rattle Snake and he's using the RKO which is a Diamond Cutter and he's got a skin head like a million other wrestlers before him. Ric Flair is 100% an original character but The Nature Boy was heavily influenced. ...

I also like how Serious Parody is going around making threads like this one

But the bugs are worth it because the character names and interface make it really deep, and you could put a lot of time into it. Right?!?

Just wait until you see the character names and the in-game interface, you're in for a real treat~!

Are your parents siblings? Were you dropped on your head? Did you have part of your brain removed? I LOOKED THROUGH THE INTERFACE OF THE GAME AS WELL! I just browsed the menu of "Crash Bandicoot: Wrath of Cortex". In conclusion, best game ever.

You got me there, he was slaughtering my game when he said "It seems like it might be a pretty deep game, one I'd put a fair amount of time into". Are you serious bro? IT WASN'T A REVIEW, IT WAS AN ASSUMPTION. I could sit here and say that WWE 12 looks like the greatest wrestling game ever invented, but I've only seen a little bit of the matchplay and the wrestlers involved. Do you see what I'm getting at?

Probably something more like this:

Is this a joke? The first part was a joke but you'd be hard pressed to find a better wresting game on the iPhone. One doesn't exist. The only two things to drink in my fridge is expired milk and a generic brand 2-liter of cola. Just because the cola might be better than the milk, doesn't mean I'd pay $10 to drink it. Nor would I. That would be a poor investment. However, Wrestling Manager is a good game and you appear to be a wrestling management game fan otherwise what the hell are you doing here? So, a game that you will probably like - that as other people in this thread have said is quite deep and so will last a while - for a measly $9.99. Hey buy or don't buy it. I'd love for you to enjoy it, it was made for wrestling fans like you but I'm not going to beg for your business. The exact quote is "it seems like it might be a pretty deep game, one I'd put a fair amount of time into." Key words being IT SEEMS LIKE IT MIGHT BE. You've so far deflected all constructive criticisms of your game and it's price by coming up with ridiculous facts and numbers that can not be true whatsoever, and are now lying about reviews and compliments towards the game. Just stop. I assume they have to say IT SEEMS LIKE IT MIGHT BE because it crashes every five minutes. BEST GAME EVER. Well what do you expect, with their measly $250,000 budget? A working game? Please, you have to shell out at least $500,000 for that.

Is this a joke? The first part was a joke but you'd be hard pressed to find a better wresting game on the iPhone. One doesn't exist. The only two things to drink in my fridge is expired milk and a generic brand 2-liter of cola. Just because the cola might be better than the milk, doesn't mean I'd pay $10 to drink it. Nor would I. That would be a poor investment. However, Wrestling Manager is a good game and you appear to be a wrestling management game fan otherwise what the hell are you doing here? So, a game that you will probably like - that as other people in this thread have said is quite deep and so will last a while - for a measly $9.99. Hey buy or don't buy it. I'd love for you to enjoy it, it was made for wrestling fans like you but I'm not going to beg for your business. The exact quote is "it seems like it might be a pretty deep game, one I'd put a fair amount of time into." Key words being IT SEEMS LIKE IT MIGHT BE. You've so far deflected all constructive criticisms of your game and it's price by coming up with ridiculous facts and numbers that can not be true whatsoever, and are now lying about reviews and compliments towards the game. Just stop.

Is this a joke? The first part was a joke but you'd be hard pressed to find a better wresting game on the iPhone. One doesn't exist. The only two things to drink in my fridge is expired milk and a generic brand 2-liter of cola. Just because the cola might be better than the milk, doesn't mean I'd pay $10 to drink it.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. *GASPS FOR AIR* ...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You.. can't be Serious, can you? As serious as a parody.

This post on the thread for Wrestling Manager at toucharcade.com pretty much sums up how the sales for this game will go: Best of luck next try, Serious Parody.

Probably 20 for Dead Island, and 10 for SVR. I think I got 10 for my copy of it, and I'm just kind of guessing about Dead Island but I feel like that's right.

having shit RB's isn't mattering when my QB and WRs put up this much points. This is why I'm 6-1.