ClaRK! Kent
-
Posts
4,018 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Events
Store
Status Updates posted by ClaRK! Kent
-
Alas. Thanks very much for trying though, anyway. 'Cos, y'know, you're awesome.
-
According to the gas-chromatograph, the secret ingredient is.... LOVE?!
-
Yes, love. It siphons love from the world. Not sure exactly how it works, but I understand the divorce rate goes up with each serving.
-
-
Funny, that cat just told me to leave!
- Show previous comments 3 more
-
Well, I always said Madeleine was like a candle in the wind. Unreliable.
-
Not my fault: bastard monkey hands!
-
I never use anti-perspirant. If you use anti-perspirant, you'll sweat elsewhere - on your tongue, your hands, your forehead. And if you block all those up, you'll sweat somewhere else. And if you block EVERYTHING up, you sweat inside and you'll get cancer. That's just a fact.
-
Go vote for Stevie Nicks in EWB's Favourite Singer, because I feel bad for not placing her higher.
-
Or you can go your own way.
-
-
I accept feedback in show-by-show form with no obligation, and even in one or two paragraphs recapping five shows. I am, as they say, a feedback whore.
-
I shall read Guardian after WrestleMania. The first post was super-spiffy, I read it the other day.
-
I've done far worse than kill you, Kirk, I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left HER. Marooned for all eternity, at the centre of a dead planet. Buried alive...
- Show previous comments 1 more
-
Correct! 5 points to JP Sousa.
-
You missed out a buried alive at the end of that speach, he says it twice
-
Oh, be quiet.
-
Insert PPV Spoilers Here
- Show previous comments 10 more
-
Killed it.
-
It was dead long before.
-
I know it's over, it never really began. But in my heart it was so real.
Alas. Thanks very much for trying though, anyway. 'Cos, y'know, you're awesome.
