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Taxation is Theft

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  1. @Skummy Congratulations on winning The Masters!

  2. All day long the poor guy's been watching helicopters and tomato sauce.

  3. All things in moderation.

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      If you take all things in moderation, that means you're constantly doing things in moderation. Therefore you're not doing moderation moderately. Moderation is a thing. Ergo, it is impossible to take all things in moderation.

  4. Celebrate the rebirth of a Jewish man by eating ham.

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      You're the boss!

  5. Christmas was fun. Can I have my W2 now?

  6. Degrassi Knoll. The JFK doc for teens.

  7. Did the Trump 2017 thread get deleted?

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      It was rendered obsolete.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      By accident, yes. Oh well, nothing of value was lost.

  8. Fuck Auburn.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Yeah and fuck Magenta too. Stupid colors can't decide what they want to be. Just be brown or red or pink already and stop confusing me......Oh, you were talking about something else weren't you?

  9. How do I have $38.07 worth of fun with this?

  10. How many EWB memes can you fit into one sentence?

    The Undertaker, while looking like the Undertaker's dad, got his Japan shit in by performing a WHITE HOT frog splash with requisite between-the-leg clap.

    1. Plubby

      Plubby

      Pathetic.

      The Undertaker, who's been to jail, while looking like the Undertaker's dad, is a god damn HURRICANE of professional getting-sent-home-to-shitting, got his Japan shit in by performing a WHITE HOT frog splash with requisite between-the-leg clap set up by THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HULL.

  11. How very special are we
    For just a moment to be
    Part of life's eternal rhyme.

  12. I like my jokes like I like my women. Flat.

  13. I will never get bingo.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Not with that attitude.

    2. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Get bingo or "get" bingo?

    3. Benji

      Benji

      You sunk my battleship.

  14. I wish the Indy 500 still meant something.

  15. If you believe in anything, pray to it. Pray for Donald Trump and his health. I understand that you might hate him or his ideas, but the alternative is far worse.

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