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  1. million$$man

    Been sober for 16 months....My roommate is kicking me out because he suspects I've been drinking....No home  now....Might as well spend my money on some whiskey and get fucked up....

     

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      If @9 to 5 is telling you not to drink, you know it's serious. But seriously, as a fellow (former) recovering alcoholic, stick with it. It's not gonna help at all.

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  2. Kyle

    What's the difference between me and you? About five bank accounts, three ounces and two vehicles.

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      The one time my internet decided to be a complete dick. <_< 

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  3. Kyle

    What's the difference between me and you? About five bank accounts, three ounces and two vehicles.

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      One of my favorite Dre tracks.

      One of my favorite Dre tracks.

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  4. Matticus

    Whats The Difference between a Broad bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay £200 for a broad bean on my face.

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      You too watched Jimmy Carr's new special on Netflix.

  5. Red Devil-Taker316

    I really hate the editor EWB has now.

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      What's it ever done to you?!

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  6. LUKIE

    B.o.B made me realise the World was flat said no one ever.

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      That's because everybody already realized the truth when Tila Tequila said it.

  7. TheSqauredCircleMessiah

    Definitive ranking of all the friends from "Friends"
    1. Phoebe
    2. Chandler
    3. Joey 
    4. Monica
    5. Rachel 
    6. Ross 

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      Ross being last adds some validity but Phoebe #1, nope.

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  8. Noah

    Doesn't matter the sport necessarily but when it comes to fantasy sports, do you like them as complicated and stats filled as possible or really easy to just dip in and out in a few minutes?

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      Easy to dip in and out in a few seconds, like my sex life.

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  9. Noah

    If you work at a samsung store, does that make you guardian of the galaxy?

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      That joke is older than your biblical namesake.

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  10. Kyle

    What do you get if you boil funnybones? A laughing stock >_>

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      Two seconds after I read it here I read it on the front page of Reddit, BOOOOOOOOOOO.

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  11. Kyle

    What do you get if you boil funnybones? A laughing stock >_>

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      Ant?

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  12. Mick

    Good idea: Having sex with your girlfriend. Bad idea: Having sex with your girl's friend.

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      What was his name?

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  13. JasonM

    Don't you just hate it when you have a day off, you WANT to get up early to maximise the day, and yet your body goes ''Fuck you, I'm staying down till 1 in the afternoon"...

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      Who the fuck wants to get up early on their day off?

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  14. JasonM

    Grove Street, Home... At least it was before I fucked everything up...

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      Where's the like button?

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  15. GRIFT

    Sooooo... I got stabbed last night.

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      Dude needs to write an autobiography. Glad you're well.

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  16. Noah

    I hate your face.

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      I face your hate.

      And I rise above it.

  17. Gazz

    Back in the 90's, I was on a very famous TV show...

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      America's Funniest Home Videos?

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  18. JasonM

    And as always, KILL HITLER!

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      I concur.

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  19. TEOL

    Oh man, my Boby Dick post got deleted. That thing was like my magnum opus.

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      More like your magnum BOpus.

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  20. The Mask of Norro

    EWB Inbox Status: 1844 Conversations out of 250 message limit. I think I might be a hoarder.

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      Those 1844 messages still contains less reading material than one Norro post.

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  21. 9 to 5

    Who let the dogs out?

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      Oh, you don't know?

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  22. TheWho87

    So today if you see an American in difficulties should you help them?

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      You Milton Jones' jokes stealing sob.

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  23. Noah

    MAYBE! MAYBE! MAYBE!

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      You're not the boss of me now!

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  24. Noah

    MAYBE! MAYBE! MAYBE!

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      YES! NO! MAYBE!

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  25. Naitch

    I met Prince Devitt today. It has been a good day.

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      Today IS a good day.

      http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/2014/01/goodyear-fly-blimp-ice-cube-and-charity

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