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  1. Who can tell me, why, in 1975, we pulled our forces out of Vietnam?

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    2. badotori

      badotori

      MAXX WINS! MAXX WINS!

    3. Sousa
    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      What I said was history. Everyone else fails.

  2. Who would have known that Darth Vader was Walter White's father?

    1. HC

      HC

      SPOILERS MAN!!!!

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Walter White and Tyler Durden were both the same person: a sled that he had growing up.

      A sled that was the sixth incarnation of the Matrix's self-created anomaly.

      An anomaly named Keyser Soze.

    3. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Oh thank you Mr. Blow-the-TV-show for me!

  3. Who's eyes are those eyes?

  4. Why can't I see the cube or lounge?!

    1. fr34k

      fr34k

      See RW, nobody cares about graphics or the TEWR forum.

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      They were disabled for gays.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      We took a vote and decided that you had to go.

  5. Why is Dan Severn afraid of sex?

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      he isn't into beastiality?

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Dan "The Beast at Tanagra" Severn.

  6. Why would they want...the Duke's......son killed?

  7. Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with HIS probate, and he had to take these big pills, and drink lots of water.

    1. jupiterhill

      jupiterhill

      NOT PROSTATE YOU IDIOT, PROBATE!

  8. Woooo, #8 Car! Boogidy boogidy boogidy, let's go racin'! Go Bama, Roll Tide!

  9. Would you defend our cities with haystacks, noble leader? Build city walls first, and other improvements later!

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      I'd call advisors like that "archery targets".

    3. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      I disagree, Your Excellency.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      If one of your advisors tells you to make haystacks, execute him. He's probably working for the assassins, they love that shit.

  10. Wow, you guys have quite the circle jerk going on.

  11. Wrestling Matters: Starring Steve Urkel and That Guy From Die Hard

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Reginald Vel Johnson, I'll bet he plays a cop in that too lol

    2. Universal
  12. Yes I did. It flew by real quick, with me posting on here and all during it :shifty:

  13. You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Joseph Pesci. The beatings are real. The judgment is final. This is HIS courtroom.

  14. YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      *roads deteriorate EVERYWHERE*

    2. whiskers

      whiskers

      Am I the only one who thought that was deliberate sabotage?

      I doubt it.

  15. You didn't see it. You didn't hear it. You won't say nothin' to no one ever in your life. You never heard it, how absurd it all seems without any proof!

  16. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"!

  17. You have three days. If my twenty billion dollars are not delivered by then, the hostages will die, and the world will hold you responsible!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      I know you like to look at yourself on television, you sick son of a bitch. So look at this! HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

    2. Mick

      Mick

      You think you're clever, don't you, Sousa? Think about this. You have three days. If my twenty---wait a minute....

  18. You have three days. If my twenty billion dollars are not delivered by then, the hostages will die, and the world will hold you responsible

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      I know you like to look at yourself on TV you sick sonnuva bitch, so look at this. HRRRRRRRRRRRRRNGGGH

    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      The world thought very little of you, my dear guests! Too little to pay the pittance I asked for! Too little to even mount a decent rescue attempt!

  19. YOU KNOW BAGU? THEN I CAN HELP YOU CROSS.

  20. You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me.

  21. You must construct additional pylons!

  22. You not know who he is? IS VIGO!

    1. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      There is no Vigo. Only Zuul.

    2. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      Luis Vigo? Vigo Mortensen?

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