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CREDIT: Various Sources via Wikipedia So there.

I generally want to see English sides do well. But tonight, I am glad Arsenal are out because I am fed up of them always making excuses as to why they haven't won anything for six years. You must have raped someone in a previous life Arsene to harbour all of this bad luck and circumstance in your life, because six years of excuses is just not plausible. Admit it - you're choke artists.

Shut up. We have "Captain Fantastic" Stuart Campbell in charge and he will lead us to safety, so there

Fuck the Bellamy Brothers. It sounds nothing like their shit song in it's entirety and it's a cheesy pick-up line used openly by everyone who is shite at pulling (i.e. me). Not that I am biased or anything. Anyway, I would comment on Lady Gaga but she infuriates me and just thinking about her songs in the slightest gets me angry, so it's best I don't

So, I finally took my beloved Bristol Rovers up to the Championship. From taking over in February when they were 21st, we went on the maddest run of 19 games unbeaten to win at Wembley 5-0 against Sheffield Wednesday (who did absolutely nothing to stop us, it seemed). Next season should be interesting. I just lined up friendlies against Liverpool, Blackpool, Aberdeen and a tour of Spain to gear ourselves up against higher level opposition and I am now looking forwards to meeting Bristol City in the local derby next season! Another great thing - I signed Tom Walsh, previously of Liverpool, who hasn't got much going for him but I think he'll turn into something decent. I bring him on at 75mins in the Play-Off Final and he proceeds to create a goal and score a goal. A fantastic way to arrive on the scene. So, all in all, next season should prove fun

I start with every nation available at their lowest levels (being so sad, I bought my laptop specifically to be able to run FM at it's full capacity ). However, if my computer was average, I would probably start with: England Scotland Spain Germany France And I usually always go for Bristol Rovers (League One), but I will pick any team going really. The lowest I've gone is like Blue Square South (Worcester City).

Why must you ruin my moments?

Oh, you knew I had to say something about it So, yeah. I like the song and I am actually impressed with the video. It was kind of weird though. It kind of felt like you are getting a little too "close" to her at times with the camera angles. That kind of freaked me out. Still, if the direction is to go with a harder bassline and more dub then I'm for it. It will set her apart from the rest of the pop music scene.

So, I was all for supporting lowly Crawley against Manchester United. Then I learned that they are going to be sponsored as a one-off for the game by The Sun. Now I want Man Utd to rape them senseless

Don't fear Adam - you can't be doing any worse than Bristol Rovers are at the moment

The little pose at the end? As if he's an artiste who finished his masterpiece? Like some messiah? Ghey. Or maybe I'm reading too much into it As for continued overhead goal talk:

On that evidence, he should hopefully become a talented first teamer in the future. As for Rooney's overhead kick... while it was a nice goal, it wasn't the greatest, he's still performing at 75% and the celebration afterwards proves how much of a tosser he is. All in all, fuck off you granny botherer

But... but, you aren't big enough for Liverpool! I WANT CHANGE!

They base it on the average rating for the last five games, so if they're shite then you get told they're shite. I generally double check anything they tell me to see if I should accept their advice, otherwise I just dismiss.

Can you give him a decent signing on fee and appearance fees? That always helps me sign players if I can't get their wages high enough.

Saying that though, look at Sheffield Wednesday now. So who's winning that argument?

I was thinking more like Dracula, sucking the youth out of the young to keep himself alive.

Surely if there are to be any criminal investigations, it should be aimed at Arsene Wenger's constant perversion for youth.

BBC Sport, the LMA and West Brom confirm it.

As always Stoke, those types of "fans" aren't really fans. Indeed, they are inbred turd burglers - to coin a phrase. And to add to that, Di Matteo getting sacked by West Brom? They're fucking stupid. What did they SERIOUSLY expect from this season? I'd fully expect Di Matteo to have a good go at keeping them in the Premiership. I don't honestly see why he wouldn't have been able to do the job, considering the football they have played this season. Utterly fucking bonkers.

Bristol Rovers. Don't ask me why. I'm not sure either No, they are my local team and my dad's side of the family have all been Rovers fans for ages. They are my main team. I hold soft spots for Liverpool and Tranmere (I use to live near there on the Wirral and my dad supported Liverpool as a kid), as well as Chester (partly because of location, partly because I feel sorry for the shit they've had to go through), Werder Bremen, Hamburg, St. Pauli (older brother lives in Hamburg and I use to live in Bremen), Toulouse (I use to live in Toulouse too) and I like to keep updated on Canterbury City because I use to live in Canterbury, Kent and they never had a proper football team until a few years ago. And I might look out for Gillingham scores sometimes. But my first love and my team above anyone else is Bristol Rovers.

Megson style matches lower league football, but he struggled to get players in the Premier League with small clubs and subsequently found difficulties in playing well. Getting Wednesday up the table and getting them into the Championship should be an achievable task for him.

I think Liverpool should do a job of calming Carroll down and keep him grounded. And by grounded, I mean he has to be back home by 9pm or he doesn't get his pocket money. Worked wonders for my sister

Admittedly, I did think this. But if the rumours of him taking over Andy Gray's job on Sky turn true, I will have rather he carry on playing.

It's apart of the Premiership now, so I thought I'd post in here. Apparently, the story coming from Andy Carroll is he didn't want to leave and felt pushed because Newcastle wanted the money, whilst Pardew said Carroll wanted a new contract or let him talk to Liverpool. CREDIT: BBC Sport