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  1. Josh

    Oh, you didn't know?

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      And if you didn't know...

    3. Evis

      Evis

      Hold on, I have to go call somebody.

    4. C-MIL

      C-MIL

  2. Josh

    On My mind: a shake for lunch, buy a lottery ticket, eat a sensible dinner, BUY LOTTERY TICKETS, act a fool while renting a car, BUY MOAR LOTTERY TICKETS!

    1. New Damage

      New Damage

      James Storm's next tag team's catchphrase: SCRATCH! CARDS!

  3. Josh

    Only 4 hours remain to vote for EWB's Favorite Show of All-Time: http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=87880&view=findpost&p=2592039

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      It lost to Coach in the 2nd round. Sorry.

    3. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      BULLSHIT

    4. Josh

      Josh

      You can't deny the pull of Jerry Van Dyke.

  4. Josh

    OTHERWISE.

  5. Josh

    Roughly two more hours to vote in The Final Four round of the Tv Tournament: http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=87880&view=findpost&p=2588950

    1. Noah

      Noah

      Is that the tournament where Mash couldnt even make the competition proper? A pox be on you and your tournament!

  6. Josh

    Saturday night: Todd Snider concert!

  7. Josh

    So, that upcoming Manos sequel? Apparently, not only is Snitsky in it, but the original Master will reprise his role and Maria Kanellis will play Maggie. For real: http://www.torgolives.com/

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      It's all frankly a frighteningly wonderful thing.

    3. Hobo

      Hobo

      So there is room and the Master would approve!

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      This made me happier than anything has in weeks.

  8. Josh

    So. How do I ignore another user? Officially and with technology on EWB, that is. I now have great use for such a feature.

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      My Settings -> Profile -> Manage Ignored Users

    2. Josh

      Josh

      Thanks a ton.

    3. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Youll never get rid of me that easy josh. What we have is forever.

  9. Josh

    Srar! Watch the video in Don Ready Slacker's status. It's a very pleasant surprise.

    1. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      He goes too far when he insults our Pizza!

    2. Kane's Mullet Slacker

      Kane's Mullet Slacker

      Best line: "The last time your leadoff hitter got to second base was at his high school prom."

    3. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      "I heard that for the White Sox, DH stands for Don't.. Have talent."

      "Have talent one word?"

      "Yup."

  10. Josh

    Stupid Smarch weather.

  11. Josh

    The male delegate from Chicago calls for a moratorium on loving songs in statuses.

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Damn, I was just about to take my turn. Y'all haven't heard that Call Me Maybe ditty yet, have you?

    2. Josh

      Josh

      Aw hell, let us have it.

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      Who would want to be called Maybe? Rather silly name.

  12. Josh

    The redhead's known to shred the cello.

    1. Hickey

      Hickey

      And I'm jello baby.

  13. Josh

    The TV Tourney Finals have arrived! See which 2 shows made it and vote for the winner here: http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=87880&view=findpost&p=2592039

  14. Josh

    The TV Tourney is down to the Final Four! Vote via PM now: http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=87880&view=findpost&p=2588950

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Carlito?

    2. Josh

      Josh

      Lost in the Sweet Sixteen to El Dandy.

  15. Josh

    TREMENDOUS turn of events. I'm . . . I'm a little giddy. I mean, I'm still stressed and probably shouldn't be on EWB - but now I'm quite giddy.

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      Yeah..I'm gonna throw it out there...

      Do tell?

    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      He's expecting!

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      Then it's probably morning sickness, not giddiness...

  16. Josh

    Want me to record a dramatic reading of the theme from Mr. Belvedere? Make that happen and help my latest project after checking out this thread:

  17. Josh

    Well, it's rather brutal here. Right now we are advising all our clients to put everything they've got into canned food and shotguns.

  18. Josh

    Well, yeah. You're an American male between the ages of 18 and 40.

    But yes, if I had one, it would greet all visitors to my home.

  19. Josh

    What Kats said! Go sign up!

  20. Josh

    What Kats said!

  21. Josh

    Why did they have to screw up a perfectly serviceable wagon story with all that fruity singing?

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Gonna paint your wagon!

      Gonna paint it fine!

      Gonna use an oil-based paint

      'cause this wood is pine!

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      PonderOOOOOOOsa Pine!

    3. Josh

      Josh

      OOOooo.

  22. Josh

    You left the bodies, but you moved the headstones! YOU ONLY MOVED THE HEADSTONES!

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