Meacon Keaton

Fuck you, Maxx. I'll play. Eventhough I've already told er'body and dey mommas that I wasn't playing at all this year. Sign me up.

I didn't say Jeter was an all-time great. Every time we discuss this you make up some argument no one is making. You're on ignore now, because you can't fucking read. To get off this stupid shit, on to something that maybe someone can read and actually understand: Dan Uggla is on a 28-game hitting streak, yet he's hitting .220.

...I...didn't ignore it. In fact, we had a whole discussion on it. Jesus fuck. The guy has five rings. You can go throughout history and say if so-and-so had played here and this guy played there, but if your aunt had been born with balls she'd been your uncle. Whether he's the best player on the team or not, he was there. He played, he hit, he helped win. Is there any fucking denying this? Christ.

I wasn't giving him the Jordan treatment. When I usually talk about Jeter's accomplishments, I'll bring up his 3000+ hits first. But those three guys' hits combined is more than 3000, so I had to use another combined stat for my argument. >_>

And naiwf knows that. It's why Reyes can't win one with the Mets.

Yeah, that's cool. I'm commissioner of a whole one other league. Anybody can run it as far as I'm concerned, I just don't want to see it end.

A-Rod and Reyes are miles ahead of him defensively. It's not even an argument. Jeter having better guys around him (including A-Rod) is also not even an argument. Kindly stop getting so defensive over your man crush. It's not a mancrush. It's defending a guy that is a very good baseball player, because you feel the need to take cheapshots constantly, simply because you have some irrational hate for the guy. Kindly stop being a know-it-all little twat.

You really want to get into this again? You don't like Jeter. I get it. I don't care, but I get it.

You mean guys much younger than him are playing better defense?! Why, that just doesn't seem logical! This just in: He also has more rings than all three combined. (Y)

Or someone else could do it... >_> I think we only have three people done so far, and one of them didn't even have a game. The 360 dynasty is losing steam already.

I'm not sure if it's a rating or something that they should patch, but I feel like the defenders go after balls with a lot more intensity than my offensive guys. My quarterback throws a pass and the safety breaks his neck to bat it down and my receiver just casually runs his route not giving any kind of effort. Also, fullbacks are worthless.

This is in my "Maybe I'll get it when the price cuts in half" pile. Unless it comes out and blows me away, I don't expect to get it until sometime next year.

I'll do it, boss. I'm playing the game just about every night anyway.

I'm back to doing the rowing machine in the mornings when I wake up and going for an easy mile run when I get home at night. Once I'm satisfied with how my cardio is, I'll get back to lifting.

I'm thinking this year is a Von Miller year for me. Probably going to go with the alt orange ones that we'll be wearing when we beat the Raiders on the opening Monday night. ^_^

Yup. Two, in fact. One for me and one for the lady.

I'm really loving Friday Night Lights. If you haven't seen it, you really should. So much better than I'm sure you'd expect.

Anyone been having freezing issues? I actually keep Auto-Save on now because I've lost two or three longer games simply from forgetting to save and it freezing.

No offense, but Carolina could bring in Peyton Manning and he wouldn't do all that great. The Panthers are fucking terrible and until they start building from the inside out, Newton, Clausen, or Anderson won't be able to succeed. And I think Newton and Clausen could be fine as long as they aren't running for their lives after taking two steps back.

Yes, actually. As a kid baseball was #1 by a wide margin and then hockey. Now it's football (college in particular) by a large margin, and then everything else mixed together depending on my mood. As for playing: As a child: baseball, basketball, football, lacrosse, and wrestling. As an adult: Basketball (rarely)

Yeah, but I play with craptastic teams and always attributed it to them having terrible blocking or awareness.

I seriously doubt this. I think Chad is going to break his back trying to get back to form, and Albert may have a fire lit under his fat ass now that a ring is realistically possible. I won't be the least bit surprised if both have very good years this season.

TCU/SMU & LSU/Tulane makes more sense. Sure they won't be close rivalries, but Tulane hates LSU.