LittleDaniel

Remember when you made that joke about Paradise Lost and everyone agreed you were then obligated to write my paper for me? Well, it's due tomorrow buddy, you'd better get started.

Hey guys, thanks for eating all the macaroni!

Happy birthday!!

I've Decided to take Dennis Rodman's advice.I'm going to beat my wife and take lots of drugs.Even after Nancy Reagan told me to just say no.

My nerves are bad tonight. Yes, bad. Stay with me. Speak to me. Why do you never speak? Speak. What are you thinking of? What thinking? What? I never know what you are thinking. Think.

Without any spoilers, should I watch all of HIAC or just the US title match?

Bluey's mobile phone thread reminded me: a while back you were asking me about GoPhone stuff. Tomorrow the rates go down. Not sure if it does this automatically, so you're going to want to go into a store or call 611 (if you still use AT&T). The simple rate plan is going from $0.25 a minute to $0.10 a minute.

Oi, what kind of sound file do you want? Wav, mp3, etc etc

Speaking of wishes, you know what I never understood? Genies! They tell you to wish for anything you want and then they add some terrible twist. Like you wish to jump high so he turns you into a frog. Why? Who gains from this? The genie? Where's the benefit? You should be fighting genies, man, not me. I'm not the problem; genies are the problem.

Ohh yeah, I'm pretty sure I got my tickets the day they were put on sale. Also went ahead and bought my way into the CHIKARMY so I can get in early so I can sit front row of the hard side (and get myself over, of course).

We pretty much just drove around. Tried to steal a cheesesteak from some place called Philly's. Also, the Mann Center is kinda terrible...no one danced until halfway through the headliners set, and the security staff kept throwing me out of the standing area! I guess because you had to pay extra to get up there or something...but dammit, I was dancing, those fucks weren't!

Hey, what is there to do in Philly? My friend and I decided to make a day of it this Sunday, then we realized we have no idea what's there beyond the Liberty Bell...

"It would be really, really out of your way to drive to *Cleveland* to get to Sandusky."

And no sexual favors for you.

Lies! If I drive from Baltimore to Cedar Point it would take eight hours; if I drive from Cleveland googlemaps claims it will take a little over an hour!

Hey, you know that you want to let me and up to ten of my friends sleep on your floor/lawn so we can go to Cedar Point, right?

We offer sexual favors in return.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU HOBO

Honestly, I'm thinking of transferring, UMBC isn't really the best school to get an English degree; might transfer to Washington College if I feel like being $100,000 in debt by the time I'm done.

In a roundabout way, sort of.

Do you go to UMBC now? I'm just finishing my freshman year up there myself.

I just noticed your avatar and wanted to tell you that your school's mascot is fucking lame. Sorry to break it to you like this.

I would say "come to the Baltimore show," but it's impossible to tell someone to come to Baltimore with a straight face.

I seem to remember you laughing at me a while back because CHIKARA is running in Ohio, but now that I know they are running a venue all but twenty minutes from where I'll be living in September...HAHAHAHA!

Hmmm...I've got nothing better to do, sure.

Now that you're dead, can I have your ticket to Dr. Horrible?

As long as they have enough E, that's fine with me.

I came here to haunt you, but now that I see you're from Philly I have a question: Ever been to "The Mann" up there for a concert? Is the place any good?