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  1. “Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo. Now, choose a club.

    1. Benji
    2. Noah

      Noah

      You have chosen MK Dons. May I suggest a putter?

  2. * BUZZ * Vous êtes condamné à une amende d'un crédit pour une violation du Statut du Moralité verbale.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Peut-être que la même chose pourrait être dit de toutes les religions!

    2. Tyrone
  3. *drops elbow on jacket*

  4. +1 Baddar

    1. King Ellis
    2. Baddar

      Baddar

      Wait, what did I do?

    3. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Stop messing with him. Poor bastard may start to develop pride and it's too late for him now. :(

  5. 50p for Mark Bonsich to carry the drinks?

  6. 50p for Mark Bonsich to carry the drinks?

  7. 9 out of 10 Nerf friends recommend the Miz for your sexual pleasure.

  8. A guest is currently viewing a 7 year old diary. Thus ends the pointless active user report.

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    2. kliq

      kliq

      why does it make the list pointless though?

    3. Noah

      Noah

      The list isn't pointless, I like it. What's pointless is my mentioning it via status.

    4. kliq
  9. A little birdy may have boosted you up from -6 to +3 :P

  10. A Plubby a day helps you work, rest and play!

    1. Josh

      Josh

      No, IRON helps us play!

  11. A Walking Dead dlc for the escapists? That sounds wonderfully ridiculous.

  12. A wild peasant village appears!

  13. About to eat some Pie. Have heard good things.

  14. Adam West > each and every one of you

  15. Adel Taarabt has joined Benfica.

  16. All this fucking going on and there's poor old Lukie sitting in the corner, crying. Are you all proud of yourselves?

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      He's not crying. He's making a lasagne... for one.

    3. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      A lasagne of tears. And meat sauce.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      A bolognese of sadness.

  17. although at this point it's more like Doctor Why Bother

  18. Ambush Bug needs a movie.

  19. AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  20. AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      When you see them coming you better run for cover; girls you don't need a weekend lover.

    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      mhmmmmmmmmmm American Males!

    3. Walker

      Walker

      SLAM YA GRANDMA! SLAM YA GRANDMA! SLAM YA GRANDMA!

  21. AMERRRRRRRRIIIICCCCAAAAA!

  22. And bam! The shine's off the apple. And that's when you find out that that pretty little girl you married isn't a pretty little girl at all. No, she's a man-eater. And I'm not talking about the "whoa-whoa, here she comes" kind of man-eater. I'm talking about the kind that uses your dignity as a dishtowel to wipe up any shreds of manhood that might be stuck in...

  23. and Hitler takes a flaming chair to the spine, in what will surely go down in history as one of Wrestlemania's greatest moments!

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