MannyIsBallin

I feel like that's an insult to Daniel Bryan somehow, yet I can't figure out why.

Pretty sure Bob Backlund is still the Bob Backlund of 2013

That's Mister Backlund to you!

carlito

Shut up 'ya thong-wearing fatty!

Really? This is how low we've fallen?

You're not livin' la vida loca.

I'm revoking Manny's Ballin' status.

Yes, but instead of pro wrestling, he writes about comic books and cartoons.

He's really matured.

Who's Scott Keith?

Yeah you know my lyrics are sexist, but you lovely bitches should know I'm tryin' to correct this.

Being dumb is for forums other than this one.

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment

I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant.

The and is important here, folks. Not just stupid. Not just retarded. Stupid AND retarded. Note it down, you stupid retards.

I disager...aww fuck. FUCK.

I thought the same way, when I was 11.

Manny is! This seems to be the only kind of status update he ever posts.

Frankly, this is terrible relationship advice.

Challenge Accepted.

Alternatively, just look up that clip of Ed Byrne ranting about Alanis.

Irony is when you have too much iron in your blood.

Irony is just a river in Egypt.

I'm sure he left some chocolate chips in there for a little revenge.

Silly Rabbi

It also holds up Cena's Jorts. If it looks like a belt, and it acts like a belt...chances are it's a belt.

I'm using WWE logic.

I'm using WWE logic.

Your future is definetly not pointing to a career in stand-up.

My future is so bright, I got to wear suntan lotion. Last time I didn't I got a nasty burn

No. Homo.

No, homo!

Noooooooooooooo, homo!

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