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hah hah I went to see Ladytron play in Carling Academy, Birmingham earlier in the year and they were being supported by.....PINK GREASE! Surely the worst excuse for a group in the history of the entire world! Must try harder!

I cry deeply at the US/Nintento swerve on the whole proceedings. Pro Evo is widely regarded as the best sports sim ever. MGS and MGS2 are the most lovingly created games. Sensi World OWNSSSSSSSSS In fact the only games I care for are: Mortal Kombat Resident Evil Championship Manager Sensi World Of Soccer Pro Evo 3 Metal Gear Solid GTA 3 MGS2 FFVII Vice City As always I agree totally with Kou on this matter of Halo and Goldeneye

25: Harvey Keitel Taxi Driver (1976) - 'Sport' Matthew Reservoir Dogs (1992) - Mr White/Larry Dimmick Pulp Fiction (1994) - Winston 'The Wolf' Wolfe 102 acting credits from 1966-2004 24: Ben Kingsley Gandhi (1982) - Mohandas K. Gandhi Schindlers List (1993) - Itzhak Stern Sexy Beast (2000) - Don Logan 77 acting credits from 1972-2007 23: Audrey Hepburn War And Peace (1956) - Natasha Rostov Breakfast At Tiffany's (1961) - Holly Golightly My Fair Lady (1964) - Eliza Doolittle 29 acting credits from 1951-1989 22: Ray Liotta Goodfellas (1990) - Henry Hill Unlawful Entry (1992) - Officer Pete Davis Turbulence (1997) - Ryan Weaver 39 acting credits from 1964-2004 More trivia info trivia-fans. For those who don't know, he was the voice of Tommy Vercetti in Vice City. 21: Sean Penn Dead Man Walking (1995) - Matthew Poncelet Mystic River (2003) - Jimmy Markum 21 Grams (2003) - Paul Rivers 38 acting credits from 1981-2005 --------------------------------------------------------------------- So Far: 21: Sean Penn 22: Ray Liotta 23: Audrey Hepburn 24: Ben Kingsley 25: Harvey Keitel 26: Harrison Ford 27: Bruce Willis 28: Adrien Brody 29: Mel Gibson 30: Robin Williams 31: Joe Pesci 32: Vince Vaughn 33: Jason Lee 34: Keanu Reeves 35: The Rock 36: James Dean 37: Takeshi Kitano 38: Toshiro Mifune 39: Steve McQueen 40: Peter Cushing 41: Orson Welles 42: Dennis Hopper 43: Liam Neeson 44: Ben Stiller 45: John Cusack 46: Humphrey Bogart 47: Julie Andrews 48: Yul Brynner 49: Clint Eastwood 50: Deborah Kerr

30: Robin Williams Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) - A2C Adrian Cronauer Jakob The Liar (1999) - Jakob Heym Death To Smoochy (2002) 'Rainbow' Randolph Smiley 60 acting credits from 1977-2006 29: Mel Gibson Mad Max (1979) 'Mad' Max Rockatansky Braveheart (1995) - William Wallace Signs (2002) - Rev. Graham Hess 43 acting credits from 1976-2005 28: Adrien Brody Summer Of Sam (1999) - Richie The Pianist (2002) - Wladyslaw Szpilman The Village (2004) - Noah Percy 28 acting credits from 1988-2005 27: Bruce Willis Die Hard (1988) - John McClane Pulp Fiction (1994) - Butch Coolidge The Sixth Sense (1999) - Malcolm Crowe 57 acting credits from 1980-2006 26: Harrison Ford Star Wars (1977) - Han Solo Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981) - Indiana Jones Blade Runner (1982) - Rick Deckard 47 acting credits from 1966-2006 --------------------------------------------------------------------- So Far: 26: Harrison Ford 27: Bruce Willis 28: Adrien Brody 29: Mel Gibson 30: Robin Williams 31: Joe Pesci 32: Vince Vaughn 33: Jason Lee 34: Keanu Reeves 35: The Rock 36: James Dean 37: Takeshi Kitano 38: Toshiro Mifune 39: Steve McQueen 40: Peter Cushing 41: Orson Welles 42: Dennis Hopper 43: Liam Neeson 44: Ben Stiller 45: John Cusack 46: Humphrey Bogart 47: Julie Andrews 48: Yul Brynner 49: Clint Eastwood 50: Deborah Kerr

35: The Rock The Mummy Returns (2001) - Mathayus the Scorpion King The Scorpion King (2002) - Mathayus the Scorpion King Walking Tall (2004) - Chris Vaughn 94 acting credits from 1996-2006 (Including WWF/E videos) Personally, doesn't deserve the place above those gone before him but meh, it's the list. 34: Keanu Reeves Speed (1994) - Officer Jack Traven The Devils Advocate (1997) - Kevin Lomax The Matrix (1999) - Neo 54 acting credits from 1982-2005 33: Jason Lee Mallrats (1995) - Brodie Bruce Chasing Amy (1997) - Banky Edwards Dogma (1999) - Azrael 27 acting credits from 1991-2005 32: Vince Vaughn Swingers (1996) - Trent Walker Psycho (1998) - Norman Bates (ack) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) - Peter La Fleur 32 acting credits from 1991-2004 31: Joe Pesci Raging Bull (1980) - Joey La Motta Goodfellas (1990) - Tommy DeVito My Cousin Vinny (1992) - Vincent Gambini 33 acting credits from 1961-1998 ---------------------------------------------------------- So Far: 31: Joe Pesci 32: Vince Vaughn 33: Jason Lee 34: Keanu Reeves 35: The Rock 36: James Dean 37: Takeshi Kitano 38: Toshiro Mifune 39: Steve McQueen 40: Peter Cushing 41: Orson Welles 42: Dennis Hopper 43: Liam Neeson 44: Ben Stiller 45: John Cusack 46: Humphrey Bogart 47: Julie Andrews 48: Yul Brynner 49: Clint Eastwood 50: Deborah Kerr

40: Peter Cushing 1984 (1954) - Winston Smith Dracula (1958) - Doctor Van Helsing The Hound Of The Baskervilles (1959) - Sherlock Holmes 132 acting credits from 1939-1986 39: Steve McQueen The Great Escape (1963) - Capt. Virgil Hilts Bullitt (1968) - Lt. Frank Bullitt Papillon (1973) - Henri 'Papillon' Charriere 28 acting credits from 1956-1980 38: Toshiro Mifune Rashomon (1950) - Tajomaru Seven Samurai (1954) - Kikuchiyo Yojimbo (1961) - Sanjuro Kuwabatake 167(?!) acting credits from 1947-1995 (Another over three a year) 37: Takeshi Kitano Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence (1983) - Sgt. Gengo Hara Battle Royale (2000) - Kitano Zatoichi (2003) - Zatoichi 34 acting credits from 1980-2004 Best known in Japan as a comedy act, he's Count Takeshi in the slightly bizarre assault-course style "Takeshi's Castle". 36: James Dean East Of Eden (1955) - Carl Trask Rebel Without A Cause (1955) - Jim Stark Giant (1956) - Jett Rink 9 acting credits from 1951-1956 (Only three credited roles in his tragically short career) ---------------------------------------------------------- So Far: 36: James Dean 37: Takeshi Kitano 38: Toshiro Mifune 39: Steve McQueen 40: Peter Cushing 41: Orson Welles 42: Dennis Hopper 43: Liam Neeson 44: Ben Stiller 45: John Cusack 46: Humphrey Bogart 47: Julie Andrews 48: Yul Brynner 49: Clint Eastwood 50: Deborah Kerr

45: John Cusack Grosse Pointe Blank (1997) - Martin Q. Blank Being John Malkovich (1999) - Craig Schwartz High Fidelity (2000) - Rob Gordon 46 acting credits from 1983-2005 44: Ben Stiller Meet The Parents (2000) - Gaylord (Greg) Focker Zoolander (2001) - Derek Zoolander Starsky And Hutch (2004) - David Starsky 52 acting credits from 1987-2005 43: Liam Neeson Schindlers List (1993) - Oskar Schindler Rob Roy (1995) - Robert Roy MacGregor Gangs Of New York (2002) - Priest Vallon 54 acting credits from 1979-2005 42: Dennis Hopper Easy Rider (1969) - Billy Apocalypse Now (1979) - Photo journalist Speed (1994) - Howard Payne 148(?!) acting credits from 1954-2004 (Nearly three a year!) 41: Orson Welles Citizen Kane (1941) - Charles Foster Kane The Third Man (1949) - Harry Lime Transformers: The Movie!!!!! (1986) - Unicron (Voice) 114 acting credits from 1934-1987 Famous for causing a nation to panic with the radio play "The War Of The Worlds" Coming up: Two Japanese greats, two kings of cool and a movie legend who died in the same hospital that I was born in. (trivia fans eat your heart out!)

Techno-wise look for anything remixed by Dave Clarke who is perhaps the best techno DJ working today. Aphex Twin has done some decent techno-ey noise in the past. I can't see the link between techno and rap (as I quite like techno but hate rap) but I'm sure there must be a link somewhere. Add N To (X) isn't strictly techno, the bpm is too low, I would say Add N To (X) were IDM (Intelligent Dance Music) or pushing into Avant Garde Electro. Techno has to have a very high bpm, faster than trance and hard house and pretty much pushing it with quick dnb.

Here we go. The top 50. Counting down from 50 to 1, including a handful of their best films just so you can go "Oh yeah, they were in THAT!" Lets get started: 50: Deborah Kerr Julius Caesar (1953) - Portia The King And I (1956) - Anna Leonowens Tea And Sympathy (1956) - Laura Reynolds 52 acting credits from 1940-1986 49: Clint Eastwood A Fistful Of Dollars (1967) - Joe Dirty Harry (1971) - 'Dirty' Harry Callahan The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976) - Josey Wales 58 acting credits from 1955-2005 48: Yul Brynner The King And I (1956) - King Mongkut of Siam The Magnificent Seven (1960) - Chris Adams Kings Of The Sun (1963) - Chief Black Eagle 48 acting credits from 1944-1980 47: Julie Andrews Mary Poppins (1964) - Mary Poppins The Sound Of Music (1965) - Maria von Trapp Thoroughly Modern Millie (1967) - Millie Dillmount 34 acting credits from 1949-2004 46: Humphrey Bogart Angels With Dirty Faces (1938) - James Frazier The Maltese Falcon (1941) - Sam Spade Casablanca (1942) - Rick Blaine 75 acting credits from 1920-1956 (Now that's prolific! More than two films a year!) Coming up: Five actors, one touted as one of the greatest ever, one called as one of the best of this generation, a modern comic, a man who's starred as Schindler and alongside Jar Jar Binks, and an Easy Rider.

Breakfast At Tiffanys 8.5/10 Amusing film, some funny and strange moments. Hepburn is goregousness on gorgeous legs (with a stunning figure) and George Peppard stars in the film! (Hannibal from the A-Team) which I'd never realised before. On the whole, not quite worth the hype surrounding it for years but a great film nonetheless, glad I watched it.

In a way I think these younger signings are better than all these big names being thrown around, who are all getting old and who'll be mercenaries just looking for a paycheck and somewhere to play for a year or two. Though Davids or Nakata would be great for centre midfield. Anyway I think the Spurs squad is getting deeper and deeper all the time, really good at the moment and at this rate a top six finish really is possible. We'll have to wait and see though. And who's this nobody that turned down going to Arsenal anyways?! I kinda had to chuckle at that this morning.

Stopping the clock would be a horrible idea. Ninety minutes, 45 each way. No stopping and starting. Think about it. Football and rugby are pretty flowing while US football and basketball are stop start stop start. Stopping for when the ball is out of play really is an American invention and it's not as natural as continuous timing. Anyway in league matches there are plenty of ball boys ready to throw another ball back to the players when the ball goes out of play.

It was that Irish nutjob dude who ran onto the track at the British Grand Prix. Absolutely disgraceful! The Brazilian was running well and clearly lost the gold cos of being attacked. And Jon Brown finished fourth for the second olympics in a row! Gutting!

mwahahahaha no need to pity us arse-boys. things ar elooking sweet down the lane at the moment.

What a great evening! Kelly Holmes owned again and we're now the fa stest sprint team in the world! Always sweeter beating the Americans...especially when they're favourites! Woomph!

Interesting. Film & TV [*]Best Movie (Limit: 7) Zatoichi [*]Best Film Director/Producer (Limit: 5) Takeshi Kitano [*]Best TV Comedy Series (Limit: 5) Peep Show [*]Best Sports Program (Limit: 5) BBC Olympics Coverage [*]Best Primetime 1+ Hour Program (Limit: 7) Big Brother UK [*]Best Overall Show (Limit: 10) Dumber And Dumber [*]Best Late Night Talk Show (Limit: 5) Jonathan Ross [*]Best 'Feud' Show (Limit: 4) (ex. Jerry Springer, etc.) as in "Trisha"? Sports [*]Best NFL Team (Limit: 4) Don't really care - Miami Dolphins [*]Best MLB Team (Limit: 4) Baseball's okay. Arizona Diamondbacks [*]Best NBA Team (Limit: 4) Used to like it - Utah Jazz [*]Best NHL Team (Limit: 5) Don't have a clue. One of the Canadian ones...erm *asks Kou* Ah yes, Toronto Maple Leafs [*]Best UK Sports Team (Limit: 8) Only one from every sport?! Hmmm Tottenham Hotspur (football) [*]Best Sport (Limit: 5) Football (the sport you call soccer) Music [*]Best Rap Artist/Group (Limit: 8) NONE [*]Best Rock Artist/Group (Limit: 7) Muse [*]Best Alternative Artist/Group (Limit: 5) (ex. Maroon 5, etc.) Maroon 5?! I'll say Aphex Twin [*]Best Overall Solo Artist (Limit: 7) Bjork [*]Best Overall Music Group (Limit: 7) Add N To (X) [*]Artist/Group of the Year (Limit: 5) Goldfrapp [*]Music Video of the Year (Limit: 7) "Train" by Goldfrapp [*]Song of the Year (Limit: 7) "Slow" by Kylie. also: Hip-Hop vs Rock Rock Video Games/Computers [*]Best Platform Game (Limit: 4) (ex. Mario Bros., etc.) Don't enjoy platformers. [*]Best Sports Game (Limit: 7) (Madden 2005, ESPN 2k5, MVP 2005, etc.) Pro Evolution Soccer 3, Athens 2004 [*]Best Wrestling Game (Limit: 4) [*]Best RPG (Limit: 4) (ex. FFX-2, etc.) Way Of The Samurai 2 [*]Best Console (Limit: 3) PS2 [*]Greatest Console Ever (Limit: 5) PS2 [*]Greatest Game Ever (Limit: 10) Metal Gear Solid 2 [*]Best Game Company (Limit: 5) (ex. THQ, Squaresoft, etc.) Konami [*]Best Internet Search Engine (Limit: 4) Yahoooooooooooooooo [*]Best Internet Provider (Limit: 6) (ex. AOL, MSN, etc.) blueyonder's ok [*]Greatest Freeware Computer Game (Limit: 5) (ex. EWR, etc.) Cannon Fodder also: Windows vs Mac Depends what you're using it for. I don't do art, music or anything like that so Windows. Restaurants [*]Best Fast Food Franchise (Limit: 8) Subway or Wimpey [*]Best Buffet Franchise (Limit: 3) Pizza Hut lunchtime buffet! [*]Best Type of Meat (Limit: 5) Beef of course! also: french fries vs onion rings chips News [*]Most Annoying Court Case To Hear About (Limit: 3) Not a court case but Sven Goran Eriksson after his affair with the FA floozy. He should have resigned and left it like that. Cars [*]Best Car Company (Limit: 7) Aston Martin, TVR [*]Best Volkswagen Beetle Color (Limit: 5) bright lurid lime green also: the vehicle vs motorcycle vehicle, whatever you mean by that. EDIT: Oh yeah, and you'll get a lot of stuff you don't know because you're seriously asking for it with those categories. And you shouldn't ignore Jook.

Kelly Holmes. 800 metres Olympic Champion! OH YES! Amazing race, great finish and totally skinned Mutola down the final straight.

10,000m at a sports day?! Your school is hardcore man. We went up to 1500, I guess cos no-one would've been bothered running further heh.

The Red Dwarf books ARE incredibly amusing. Brought me kicking and screaming through my teenage years. Books with great twists: "A Wild Sheep Chase" - Haruki Murakami "Dance Dance Dance" - Haruki Murakami "Hard Boiled Wonderland And The End Of The World" - Haruki Murakami (Amazing book) "The Trial" - Franz Kafka "Battle Royale" - Koushun Takami "My Idea Of Fun" - Will Self "Survivor" - Chuck Palahniuk "Choke" - Chuck Palahniuk "White Noise" - Don DeLillo Just a few to look into

Cos we need a thread as there's a million of us Spurs fans on EWB. A decent start to the season, and Carrick is a decent signing I think. Th ings are looking up at the moment. If we can go away to West Brom tomorrow and do the job I'll feel better - those are the sort of games we should be winning. Oh and NINJA STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

Paula Radcliffe isn't injured. Sixteen athletes dropped out and our two other runners completed the marathon in the same conditions in 25th and 29th including one woman who's nearly 40 and got to the Plympics after being a nobody who did well in the London Marathon. In my opinion, Paula didn't take the heat into account when planning her tactics, it was bad tactics from her, you can't go galloping off at the beginning unless you're used to the heat. She should have taken in more water. Her core temperature rose too high and she had to stop. The medical team have said there's nothing medically wrong with her so no injuries. She may well compete in the 10,000 but shouldn't if it's just a knee-jerk reaction. Kelly Sotherton was great and Dean Macey is looking good for a top five and possible medal. And Kelly Holmes should get at LEAST a silver in the 800 tonight.

What the hell's soccer?! Oh you mean FOOTBALL Not being American I've never seen any of the talk shows, any of the sports programmes, one of the comedies, Bernie Mac is awful, the films are a shocking choice (Where are The Village, Zatoichi, Last Samurai, Eternal Sunshine, Kill Bill 2 for starters?!) And Labour has a U in it!

Wooomph! Another gold for track cycling. Bradley Wiggins caned the Aussie in the final of the 4km pursuit. Nice work fella!

Sycod...We all know the US will win the most medals, they always do, and good for ya! It gives us someone to cheer AGAINST! heh heh

nice. New Zealand and their horse rider woman have had those penalty points added so we're now team silver medallists and Leslie Law has individual gold! Nice! Another gold for us, post dated...