thatshortguy

I love you all, but [insert deity here] if you take longer than 24 hours to make a pick, you will be skipped with the quickness. After the first nine rounds (just over halfway through), the limit changes to 12 hours per pick. Those may change again if people take too long. If a team misses the deadline three times during the draft, their deadline will immediately be set to six hours. If you want to trade your draft picks or players, feel free to do so. All parties involved just need to post here. Player list esta alli. Note that as I assign players to the drafting team, this list will change. I'll also update this list as often as I can. Draft Order is as follows. Related: eff me. Round 1: The Last First Round Ever 1. @New Year New Srar! & The Srartown Sweeties - You Gat-damned Right Mike Motherfucking Trout, CF, Los Angeles Anaheim City of Compton Where They Keep It Rockin' Yeah They Keep It Rockin' C'mon Shake Shake It Baby, Shake Shake It CALIFORNIA ANGELS 2. @Busch Hernandez & Keith's Mustache - Kris Bryant, 1B/3B/LF/RF/Concessions/Your Taxes, The Defending Champion Chicago Cubs 3. @Ace Berimmer & The Benintentional Walks - Mookie You Bettah You Bettah You Betts, RF, Boston Red Sox 4. @9 to 5 & The Potton Wolverines - Nolan Arenado, 3B, The Only Time You'll See The Colorado Rockies In The First of Anything 5. @El TiBRRRAAAAUUUN & His Gas House Gorillas - Bryce Harper, Only RF?!, Washington Nationals 6. @HC & Las Flamas Blancas (1) - Jose Altuve, 2B, The Only Houston Astros Player Anyone Knows 7. @Cloudy & The Streakbreakers - Anthony Rizzo, 1B, The Defending Champion Chicago Cubs 8. @mattman1624 & Kawada's Gonzo Bombs - Miguel Cabrera, 1B, Detroit Tigers 9. @Mad Jack & Sam's Superb Team - Manny Machado, 3B/SS, Baltimore Orioles 10. @Lowerdeck & The Based Gods (1) - Clayton Kershaw, SP, Los Angeles Dodgers 11. @Twist & The Team of Noobitude - Paul Goldschmidt, 1B, Arizona Diamondbacks 12. @Damian WayLNKe's Hakuna Machado - Josh Donaldson and His Feeble Human Body, 3B, Toronto Blue Jays 13. @Ms. Canadian Destroyers - Corey Seager and His Pink, Feeble Human Body, SS, Los Angeles Dodgers 14. @thatshortguy & Wisler's Mothers - Daniel Murphy, 1B/2B, Washington Nationals Round 2: The One Where Nobody Took A Catcher! 15. Wisler's Mothers - Jonathan Villar, 2B/3B/SS, Milwaukee Brewers 16. Canadian Destroyers - Noah Syndergaard and His Soft, Pink, Feeble Human Body, SP, New York Syndergaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahds 17. LNK's Hakuna Machado - Trea Turner, 2B/CF, Minnesota Twins 18. Team of Noobitude - Francisco Lindor, SS, Cleveland Indians 19. The Based Gods (1) - Max Scherzer and His Weak, Soft, Pink, Feeble Human Body, SP, Washington Nationals 20. Sam's Superb Team - Chris Sale, SP, Boston Red Sox 21. Kawada's Gonzo Bombs - Madison Bumgarner, SP, San Francisco 22. Streakbreakers - Corey Kluber, SP, Cleveland Indians 23. Las Flamas Blancas (1) - Carlos Correa, SS, The Only Other Houston Astro Player Anyone Knows 24. Gas House Gorillas - Jake Arrieta, SP, The Defending Champion Chicago Cubs 25. Potton Wolverines - Robinson Cano, 2B, Seattle Mariners 26. Benintentional Walk - Charlie Blackmon, CF, Colorado Rockies 27. Keith's Mustache - Xander Bogaers, SS, Boston Red Sox 28. Srartown Sweeties - Joey Votto, 1B, Cincinnati Reds Round 3: The Last Pick Srar Ever Makes 29. Srartown Sweeties - Starling Marte, LF/CF, Pittsburgh Pirates 30. Keith's Mustache - Brian Dozier, 2B, Minnesota Twins 31. The Benintentional Walks - Jon Lester, SP, The Defending Champion Chicago Cubs 32. Potton Wolverines - Justin Verlander, SP, Detroit Tigers 33. Gas House Gorillas - George Springer, RF, The, Um, Third Other Houston Astro Player People Know 34. Las Flamas Blancas (1) - Giancarlo Stanton, RF, Miami Marlins 35. Streakbreakers - Ryan Braun, LF, Milwaukee Brewers 36. Kawada's Gonzo Bombs - Johnny Cueto, SP, San Francisco Giants 37. Sam's Superb Team - Kyle Schwarber, C/LF, The Defending Champion Chicago Cubs 38. The Based Gods (1) - Nelson Cruz, RF, Seattle Mariners 39. Team of Noobitude - Rougned Odor, 2B, Texas Rangers 40. LNK's Hakuna Machado - Stephen Strasburg, SP, Washington Nationals 41. The Canadian Destroyers - Freddie Freeman, 1B, THE ATLANTA BRAVES!!! 42. Streakbreakers (via Wisler's Mothers) - Ian Desmond and His Squishy, Weak, Soft, Pink, Feeble Human Body, LF/CF, Colorado Rockies Round 4: The One Where Someone Else Probably Takes A Catcher 43. Wisler's Mothers - Gregory Polanco, LF/RF, Pittsburgh Pirates 44. Canadian Destroyers - Chris Archer, SP, Tampa Bay Rays 45. LNK's Hakuna Machado - Trevor Story, SS, Colorado Rockies 46. Team of Noobitude - A.J. Pollock, CF, Arizona Diamondbacks 47. The Based Gods - Edwin Encarnacion, 1B, Cleveland Indians 48. Sam's Superb Team - Jose Abreu, 1B, Chicago White Sox 49. Kawada's Gonzo Bombs - Yeonis Cespedes, LF/CF, New York Mets 50. Wisler's Mothers (via Streakbreakers) - Buster Posey, C/1B, San Francisco Giants 51. Las Flamas Blancas - Christian Yelich, LF/CF, Miami Marlins 52. Gas House Gorillas - Gary Sanchez, C, New York Yankees 53. Potton Wolverines - Kenley Jansen, RP, Los Angeles Dodgers 54. Benintentional Walk - Wil Myers, 1B/RF, San Diego Padres 55. Keith's Mustache - Yu Darvish, SP, Texas Rangers 56. Srartown Sweeties - Carlos Gonzalez, RF, Colorado Rockies Round 5: The One Where We're Sorry, We Have No More Right Fielders 57. Srartown Sweeties - Kyle Seager, 3B, Seattle Mariners 58. Keith's Mustache - Andrew McCutchen, CF, Pittsburgh Pirates 59. The Benintentional Walks - Carlos Carrasco, SP, Cleveland Indians 60. Potton Wolverines - Jacob deGrom, SP, New York Mets 61. Gas House Gorillas - Aroldis Chapman, RP, New York Yankees 62. Las Flamas Blancas (2) - Carlos Martinez, SP, St. Louis Cardinals 63. Streakbreakers - Justin Upton, LF/CF, Detroit Tigers 64. Kawada's Gonzo Bombs - Mark Trumbo, RF, Baltimore Orioles 65. Sam's Superb Team - Kyle Hendricks, SP, The Defending Champion Chicago Cubs 66. The Based Gods (1) - J.D. Martinez, RF, Detroit Tigers 67. Team of Noobitude - Matt Kemp, LF/RF, THE ATLANTA BRAVES!!! 68. LNK's Hakuna Machado - Masahrio Tanaka, SP, New York Yankees 69. The Canadian Destroyers - Adrian Beltre, 3B, Texas Rangers 70. Wisler's Mothers - Jonathan Lucroy, C/1B, Texas Rangers Round 6: The One Where No, We're Not Halfway There Yet 71. Wisler's Mothers - Jean Segura, 2B/SS, Seattle Mariners 72. Canadian Destroyers - Ian Kinsler, 2B, Detroit Tigers 73. LNK's Hakuna Machado - David Price and His Lame, Squishy, Weak, Soft, Pink, Feeble Human Body, SP, Boston Red Sox 74. Team of Noobitude - Matt Carpenter and His Timid, Lame, Squishy, Weak, Soft, Pink, Feeble Human Body, 1B/2B/3B, St. Louis Cardinals 75. The Based Gods (1) - Jose Quintana, SP, Chicago White Sox 76. Sam's Superb Team - Dee Gordon, 2B, Miami Marlins 77. Kawada's Gonzo Bombs - Evan Longoria, 3B, Tampa Bay Rays 78. Streakbreakers - Hanley Ramirez and His Pliant, Tiny, Timid, Lame, Squishy, Weak, Soft, Pink, Feeble Human Body 1B, Boston Red Sox 79. Las Flamas Blancas (2) - Anthony Rendon, 3B, Washington Nationals 80. Gas House Gorillas - Billy Hamilton, CF, Cincinnati Reds 81. Potton Wolverines - Khris Davis, LF, Oakland Athletics 82. Benintentional Walk - Todd Frazier, 1B/3B, Chicago White Sox 83. Keith's Mustache - Jose Bautista, RF, Toronto Blue Jays 84. Srartown Sweeties - Zach Britton, RP, Baltimore Orioles Round 7: The One Where Son of Srar Makes His First Picks! 85. Srartown Sweeties - DJ LaMahieu, 2B, Minnesota Twins 86. Keith's Mustache - Cole Hamels, SP, Texas Rangers 87. The Benintentional Walks - Jason Kipnis and His Behatted, Pliant, Tiny, Timid, Lame, Squishy, Weak, Soft, Pink, Feeble Human Body, 2B, Cleveland Indians 88. Potton Wolverines - Albert Pujols - 1B, The Second Angel Picked 89. Gas House Gorillas - Who the Hell Is Michael Fulmer, SP, Detroit Tigers 90. Las Flamas Blancas (2) - Where Oh Where Did That Seung Hwan Oh, RP, St. Louis Cardinals 91. Streakbreakers - Adam Jones, CF, Tool 92. Kawada's Gonzo Bombs (1) - Dustin Pedroia, 2B, Boston Red Sox 93. Sam's Superb Team - Edwin Diaz, RP, Seattle Mariners 94. The Based Gods (1) - Rick Porcello, SP, Boston Red Sox 95. Team of Noobitude - Alex Bregman, 3B, Houston Astros?!? 96. LNK's Hakuna Machado - Chris Davis, 1B, Baltimore Orioles 97. The Canadian Destroyers - Eric Hosmer, 1B, Kansas City Royals 98. Wisler's Mothers - Jose Ramirez, 3B/LF, Cleveland Indians Round 8: The One Where Short Guy Takes A Pitch---No He Doesn't 99. Wisler's Mothers - Ben Zobrist, 2B/LF/RF, The Defending Champion Chicago Cubs 100. Canadian Destroyers - Gerrit Cole, SP, Pittsburgh Pirates 101. LNK's Hakuna Machado - Andrew Miller, RP, Cleveland Indians 102. Team of Noobitude - Mark Melancon, RP, San Francisco Giants 103. The Based Gods (1) - Aldemys Diaz, SS, St. Louis Cardinals 104. Sam's Superb Team - Wilson Contreras, C/LF, The Defending Champion Chicago Cubs 105. Kawada's Gonzo Bombs (1) - Addison Russell, SS, The Defending Champion Chicago Cubs (Who We Obviously Expect to Repeat) 106. Streakbreakers - Javier Baez, 2B/3B/SS, The Defending Champion Chicago Cubs (Who We Obviously Expect to Win the Next Two Series) 107. Las Flamas Blancas (2) - KENTA Itami Maeda, SP, Los Angeles Dodgers 108. Gas House Gorillas - Steven Matz, SP, New York Mets 109. Potton Wolverines - Jackie Bradley Jr., CF, Boston Red Sox 110. Benintentional Walk - Carlos Santana, 1B, Cleveland Indians 111. Keith's Mustache - Craig Thatsonofabitch Kimbrel, RP, Boston Red Sox 112. Srartown Sweeties - Jose Peraza, 2B/SS/LF/CF, Cincinnati Reds Round 9: The One Where WE HAVE PICKED UP SOME STEAM! 113. Srartown Sweeties - Roberto Osuna, RP, Toronto Blue Jays 114. Keith's Mustache - Justin Turner, 3B, Los Angeles Dodgers 115. The Benintentional Walks - Wade Davis, RP, The Defending Champion Chicago Cubs 116. Potton Wolverines - Danny Duffy, SP/RP, Kansas City Royals 117. Gas House Gorillas - Logan Forsythe, 2B, Los Angeles Dodgers 118. Las Flamas Blancas (2) - Lorenzo Cain, CF/RF, Kansas City Royals 119. Streakbreakers - Zack Greinke, SP, Arizona Diamondbacks 120. Kawada's Gonzo Bombs (1) - Aaron Sanchez, SP, Toronto Blue Jays 121. Sam's Superb Team - Adam Eaton, CF/RF, Washington Nationals 122. The Based Gods (1) - Cody Allen, RP, Cleveland Indians 123. Team of Noobitude - Miguel Sano, 3B/RF, Minnesota Twins 124. LNK's Hakuna Machado - Kendrys Morales, 1B/RF, Toronto Blue Jays 125. The Canadian Destroyers - Odubel Herrera, CF, Philadelphia Phillies 126. Wisler's Mothers - Joc Pederson, CF, Los Angeles Dodgers Round 10: The One Where We CHANGE THE DEADLINE TO TWELVE HOURS!!! 127. Wisler's Mothers - Chris Owings, SS/CF, Arizona Diamondbacks 128. Canadian Destroyers (1) - Stephen Heya Doya Think It's-a Racist If-a I Say His Name Like-a Piscotty, CF/RF, St. Louis Cardinals 129. LNK's Hakuna Machado - Andrew Benintendi, LF, Boston Red Sox 130. Team of Noobitude - Delin Betances, RP, New York Yankees 131. The Based Gods (1) - David Dahl and His Lackluster, Behatted, Pliant, Tiny, Timid, Lame, Squishy, Weak, Soft, Pink, Feeble Human Body, LF/CF, Colorado Rockies 132. Sam's Superb Team - Julio Tehran, SP, THE ATLANTA BRAVES!!! 133. Kawada's Gonzo Bombs (1) - Rajai Davis, LF/CF, Oakland Athletics 134. Streakbreakers - Hunter Pence, RF, San Francisco Giants 135. Las Flamas Blancas (2) - Matt Harvey and His Terrible, Lackluster, Behatted, Wait...He's Not Injured?!, SP, New York Mets 136. Gas House Gorillas - Adrian Gonzalez, 1B, Los Angeles Dodgers 137. Potton Wolverines (1) - Rich Hill, SP, Los Angeles Dodgers (Who We All Expect To Lose To Chicago In The NLCS) 138. Benintentional Walk - Troy Tulowitzki, SS, Toronto Blue Jays 139. Keith's Mustache - Marcell Ozuna, LF/CF/RF, Miami Marlins 140. Srartown Sweeties - Danny Salazar, SP, Cleveland Indians Round 11: The One Where We Have A Trade To Announce! 141. Srartown Sweeties - Felix Hernandez, SP, Seattle Mariners 142. Keith's Mustache - Kelvin Herrera, RP, Kansas City Royals 143. The Benintentional Walks - Ken Giles, RP, HOUSTON?!? 144. Potton Wolverines (1) - Adam Duvall, LF/RF, Cincinnati Reds 145. Gas House Gorillas - Eduardo Nunez, 3B/SS, San Francisco Giants 146. Las Flamas Blancas (2) - He Done Went and Got His Brandon Belt, 1B, Pittsburgh Pirates 147. Streakbreakers - David Robertson, RP, Chicago White Sox 148. Kawada's Gonzo Bombs (1) - Tanner Roark, SP, Washington Nationals 149. Sam's Superb Team (1) - Luke Gregorson, RP, AGAIN WIF DA HOUSTON?! 150. The Based Gods (1) - Jonathan Schoop Schoop-a-Doop, Schoo-a-Doop-a-Doop-a-Doop, 2B, Baltimore Orioles 151. Team of Noobitude - Curtis Granderson, LF/CF/RF, New York Mets 152. LNK's Hakuna Machado - J.T. Reamuto, C, Miami Marlins 153. The Canadian Destroyers (2) - The Only Thing I Can Say About Jeurys Familia Is , RP, New York Mets 154. Streakbreakers (by way of Wisler's Mothers) - Evan Gattis, C, Houston?!?!?!??111!?!? Round 12: The One Where We Madly Try to Get One More Round In Before Another Deadline Change 155. Wisler's Mothers - Herman Perez, 2B/3B/CF/RF, Milwaukee Brewers 156. Canadian Destroyers (3) - Yasmani Grandal, C, Los Angeles Dodgers 157. LNK's Hakuna Machado - But Who Will Challenge Nate Jones, RP, Chicago White Sox 158. Team of Noobitude - Julio Urias, SP, Los Angeles Dodgers 159. The Based Gods (1) - Salvador Perez, C, Kansas City Royals 160. Sam's Superb Team - Francisco Rodriguez, RP, Detroit Tigers 161. Kawada's Gonzo Bombs (1) - A.J. Ramos, RP, Miami Marlins 162. Streakbreakers - Maikel Franco, 3B, Philadelphia Phillies 163. Las Flamas Blancas (2) - Michael Brantley, LF, Cleveland Indians 164. Gas House Gorillas - Yasmany Tomas, LF/RF, Arizona DIamondbacks 165. Potton Wolverines (1) - Elvis Andrus, SS, Texas Rangers 166. Benintentional Walk - Marcus Stroman, SP, Toronto Blue Jays 167. Keith's Mustache - Victor Martinez, 1B, Detroit Tigers 168. Srartown Sweeties - Dallas Keuchel, SP, Houston Astros11111/1/1/1/1/1/1/11/1/1/1/1 Round 13: The One Where We Are Down to the Wire (Deadlines Down to Six Hours!) 169. Srartown Sweeties - John Lackey, SP, THE DEFENDING CHAMPION CHICAGO CUBS! 170. Keith's Mustache - Jameson Taillon, SP, Pittsburgh Pirates 171. The Benintentional Walks - Jake Lamb, 3B, Arizona Diamondbacks 172. Potton Wolverines - Kevin Gausman, SP, Baltimore Orioles 173. Gas House Gorillas - Brandon Crawford, SS, San Francisco Giants 174. Las Flamas Blancas - Garrett Richards, SP, Los Angeles Angels 175. Streakbreakers - Asdrubal Cabrera, SS, New York Mets 176. Kawada's Gonzo Bombs - J.A. Happ, SP, Toronto Blue Jays 177. Sam's Superb Team - Kole Calhoun, RF, Los Angeles Angels 178. The Based Gods - Nomar Mazara, LF/RF, Texas Rangers 179. Team of Noobitude - Addison Reed, RP, New York Mets 180. LNK's Hakuna Machado - Shawn Kelley, RP, Washington Nationals 181. The Canadian Destroyers - Alex Colome, RP, Tampa Bay Rays 182. Wisler's Mothers - Matt Shoemaker, SP, Los Angeles Angels Round 14: The One Before We Descend Into Complete Chaos For The Last Time 183. Wisler's Mothers - Michael Wacha, SP, St. Louis Cardinals 184. Canadian Destroyers - Brad Miller, 1B/SS, Tampa Bay Rays 185. LNK's Hakuna Machado - Ryon Healy, 3B, Oakland Athletics 186. Team of Noobitude - Lance McCullers Jr., SP, HOOOOSSTUNNN!?!?!??1/1/?!ONE 187. The Based Gods - James Paxton, SP, Seattle Mariners 188. Sam's Superb Team - Jeff Samardzija, SP, San Francisco Giants 189. Kawada's Gonzo Bombs - Sam Dyson, RP, Texas Rangers 190. Streakbreakers - Cam Bedrosian, RP, Los Angeles Angels 191. Las Flamas Blancas - Yadier Molina, C, St. Louis Cardinals 192. Gas House Gorillas - Mike Moustakas, 3B, Kansas City Royals 193. Potton Wolverines - Brian McCann, C, HEWSTINQUESTIONMARKPOINTYLINEWITHDOTUNDERIT?! 194. Benintentional Walk - Eric Thames, LF/RF, Milwaukee Brewers 195. Keith's Mustache - Wellington Castillo, C, Baltimore Orioles 196. Srartown Sweeties - Russell Martin, C, Toronto Blue Jays 197. Srartown Sweeties - Carlos Gomez, LF/CF/RF, Texas Rangers

Keep in mind it wouldn't just have been JV for Drummond. You'd probably have to find a third team or throw in someone like Sullinger's salary to make the numbers work.

I legitimately smiled.

Part of this is truthfully that an Atlanta sports team performed well enough to consider their season a success

I hope it's a Falcons fan who has proceeded to wipe their ass with it, put it in a paper bag and set it aflame near the White House. Far enough to where it's not seen as a terrorist thing, but close enough to get the damned point across. Then again, the wiping the ass with it part is the most important. For the first time in my life, I have a legitimate sports rival.

Criminey. There's riffing on your username and then there's whatever TEOL has done. What would his team name be? TEVL OVRLRDS? Edit: Added the time that signups end tonight: 9p EST.

Much appreciated, m'friends. Remember, if we can nab one more (or at least finish with an even number), we will have Head-to-Head scoring. Otherwise, this will be a Roto league with all the same stat categories counted.

Rumors that Rubio may be headed to New York for Derrick Rose. My decision to hold to Kristaps in FBB may have proven quite wise.

Exactly why I did it! Though I'm willing to meet in the middle and allow one DL spot...which (***post-reply edit***) I've done.

I really hope it works well and you have a lot of fun with it.

You could do a lot worse for $400. I ran an i5 for the better part of a decade before upgrading and had no issues with AAA titles hanging around 30 FPS & 1080p.

Glad to have ya back, sir.

How much was it marked down to? Oftentimes, you can build it (or have your short friend) build it for you and come out significantly cheaper.

Promotes potentially dropping players that wouldn't normally be available. Part of what irks me is Yahoo's fault: once a player is no longer injured, they can still sit there on your DL for as long as you want to keep them there.

I had to ponder this one for a bit, but I feel like reducing the bench and removing the DL keeps people from stashing too many players. I want to reward those who check in often and also address the comments that we had too many bench spots in play. Of course, everything's flexible. So are the rules for this league.

"Hundred years of a curse! Goats, Bartmans!" "The Cubs rising from the Central!" "Closer sacrifices, dogs and cats living together...mass hysteria!" Welcome, friends. You know the drill by now, though there will be a few changes. The league is once again through Yahoo. It will be a Roto league. The main changes: 1. Two starting pitchers, two relief pitchers, two general pitching spots. This is down from 2 SPs, 2 RPs, & 3 Ps. Required innings will remain at 15. 2. Bench spots reduced from four to two. 3. Disabled List is reduced from two spots to one. It's not dead, but it is under Triple Secret Probation. 4. Other teams now have two days to protest trades. This is up from one day and more accurately reflects how real-life trades go down. 5. Trading Deadline is now August 27th, pushed from August 13th...because trades are fun! 6. Waivers have also been placed on the Disabled List. Rosters will be as follows: 1 each at every position (including LF, CF, & RF), 1 Utility batter, 2 bench positions. 2 starting pitchers, 2 relievers, 2 general pitchers. Scoring categories are as follows: Runs, HRs, RBIs, Steals, AVG, OBP+SLG %, Pitching Wins, Pitcher Strikeouts, ERA, K/BB Ratio, OBP Against, Saves+Holds. Signups are closed. The Second Longest Draft Ever commences Friday, February 24th. Player List can be found here. This season will also mark the final fantasy league I will partake in, hence the title. So let's have some fun and play ball. Teams - 1. thatshortguy - Wisler's Mothers 2. Maxx - Al Kaline Trio 3. Busch - Kieth's Mustache 4. El Tiburon - Gas House Gorillas 5. mattman1624 - Kawada's Gonzo Bombs 6. HC - Las Flamas Blancas 7. LNK - LNK's Hakuna Machado 8. 9 to 5 - Potton Wolverines 9. THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING EWBBL CHAMPION: Ace Berimmer - Benintentional Walk 10. Mad Jack - Sam's Superb Team 11. Jim Neidhart - Srartown Sweeties 12. Twist - Team of Noobitude 13. Lowerdeck - The Based Gods 14. Cloudy - Streakbreakers 15. The Canadian Destroyer - Canadian Destroyers

Wait until Ozzie's ready

Tons of possible reasons, but that contract is essentially how QB contracts are. Really doesn't matter what they do at QB if they don't sure up that O-Line, though.

First one, then the other.

The Reds would not have cared if Atlanta offered a ham sandwich in return as long as Phillips allowed the deal. Since he had vetoed numerous trades already, other teams knew they could offer peanuts if they wanted him. Just so happened Atlanta was able to nab him for $1m this year.

28. Approximately. Edit: Take Phillips, Dickey & Colon out of the equation and it becomes 27.

They are fully expecting the new stadium to sell tickets, which it very well will. In the meantime, the older peeps can tutor the young'uns and hopefully we can crest .500 next season. I am still very salty regarding any Atlanta sports. I could nourish all the deer with the amount of salt I contain right now.

Also, if anybody winds up with an unnecessary copy of Jedi Outcast, seek me out. Fond memories of that one, but it's the only one out of that bundle I'd want (already beaten both KotoRs).

Man, that was fast. Sark's hoppin' around, but fortunately it looks like he's learning this system as opposed to instituting his own. Shouldn't ale Ryan too much.