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LUKIE

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  1. I'm watching Big, the Tom Hanks movie, and it is super creepy.

  2. B.o.B made me realise the World was flat said no one ever.

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      That's because everybody already realized the truth when Tila Tequila said it.

  3. !ekiM sdrawkcab relliK si killeR

    1. Maxx

      Maxx

      That's "Rellik is Killer backwards Mike!" backwards Mike!

  4. I'm sorry Green Mario. Still cracks me up.

  5. It starts wtih F and ends with UCK. FIRETRUCK!

  6. Baron Helmut Schnitzelnazi

    1. Noah

      Noah

      Matzat's real name?

    2. Paton

      Paton

      Schnitzel..nazi? Stay away from my chicken.

    3. Meacon Keaton
  7. SIZZLE SIZZLE SIZZLE MONGOLIAN CHOP!

  8. Rectify is a good show. I like it.

  9. "I bet you like seeing the fireman more, gayboy". "who the fuck are you? fuck off"

  10. I just watched a Korakuen Hall crowd bring in 2014 live, and then get depressed when Ito vs Mashimo was the next match.

  11. "But I used to be really creative, goring people through tables and shit like that." - The hardcore innovator, Rhino.

  12. KEN SHAMROCK CHALLENGES CARLITO

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    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      But Shamrock just announced his retirement in my game. :(

    3. IDOL

      IDOL

      Arsenic some scrub into Ken Shamrock and make it happen!

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Now I want to see Ken Shamrock and Jim Neidhart fight :(

  13. It's Barry Horowitz rap, pat myself on the back.

  14. Sousa would fucking love The Beards. I know this.

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      Who told Sousa to shave off his beard?

    2. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      If your Dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two Mums. Two beardless Mums.

  15. "One of my best friends is black"

  16. Mr Fuji and Ax and Smash, Demolition, were playing cribbage in full costume at this table - Sean Mooney

  17. HURRY UP 5:30! I NEED MY GEDO FIX!

    1. IDOL

      IDOL

      No love for Jado?

  18. I'm riding a bike motherfuck

  19. The mouth burns so good.

  20. Prince Devitt ‏@fergaldevitt 27 Jun Hey @YTR_CHAOS I stole your new DVD,copied it and sold fake versions online and made lots of money because Njpw pay me shit.

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      Devitt's Twitter account is the best heel in wrestling.

    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      Oi oi gout foot @NJPWSUGABAYASHI,if you come to my match I'm going to hit your GoutFoot with a mallet and your eyes will pop out. Bonanza!

  21. His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular

  22. I got the tools, to mess with fools. I got the body!

  23. Jaki Numazawa wearing a suit.

  24. Jushin Liger Fan is watching you through your window.

    1. Noah

      Noah

      Makes for a welcome change from Phatman then.

  25. New Japan iPPV tomorrow at 3pm JST.

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