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  1. LUKIE

    I wish my name was as cool as lousaka polite.

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      Or Goodluck Jonathan.

    2. Whtie Dolphin

      Whtie Dolphin

      gay

  2. LUKIE

    I can't eat chocolate or fudge because I am a dog and they will probably kill me.

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    2. apsham

      apsham

      Lukie is really into this dog business.

    3. KONGO

      KONGO

      LUKIE, the reason that your dog is sweating is because it's not a dog, it's a bottle of beer, you hallucinating beer-o-maniac.

    4. Whtie Dolphin

      Whtie Dolphin

      gay

  3. LUKIE

    Adventure Time is amazing. Thank you EWB for bringing this to my attention.

    1. LittleDaniel

      LittleDaniel

      Was it me? I bet it was me. You're welcome.

    2. GLRaven

      GLRaven

      Oh my glob!

  4. LUKIE

    Ruki ate my computer. No wonder his throat hurts.

  5. LUKIE

    Orlando Jordan now lives in Perth.... Quom, you gonna bum him?

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    2. Naitch

      Naitch

      My brother lives in Perth... Quom, you gonna bum him?

    3. Benji

      Benji

      Quom, I live in your bum. Wanna Perth me?

    4. Quom

      Quom

      Perth is like a gazillion miles from me.

  6. LUKIE

    Favourite hot sauces?

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Anyone tried Captain Thom's before?

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      I'm partial to Louisiana myself, but Frank's Red Hot is a good substitute.

      Tobasco is the worst.

  7. LUKIE

    turnt turnt turnt turnt turntturntturnt

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      To everything turnt turnt turnt. There is a season turnt turnt turnt.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      You've dond it now

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I know Sousa will get upset when he sees this but I think it's time he turnt the other cheek.

  8. LUKIE

    Hey guys, Booker T is a racist and hates black people. Thought you might like to know.

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    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      But you and I are the same person, too... This is getting confusing.

    3. KONGO

      KONGO

      I get it! SRN stands for SpinaRooNie!

    4. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      If Booker T signs up, SRN will have a triple account!

  9. LUKIE

    Ruki nearly ate the internets.

    1. Whtie Dolphin

      Whtie Dolphin

      so wait, did he nearly GET to eat all the internets but was prevented before eeating the first part, or did he eat like 9/10 of the internets and then get stopped? DETAILS, DETAILS!

  10. LUKIE

    Brewing a beeeeeerrrr wUtZ UP

    1. Fudge

      Fudge

      LKE-da

  11. LUKIE

    BARRACUDA

  12. LUKIE

    The bull shit lourenides look like a shit men

    1. Whtie Dolphin

      Whtie Dolphin

      gay

  13. LUKIE

    SRN, I can't understand it, why you want to hurt me, after all of the things I have done for you.

  14. LUKIE

    Roscoes House of Chicken and Waffles.

  15. LUKIE

    Raper. NBT.

    1. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      John Cena, rapist.

    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      John Cena, NBT rapist.

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      John Cena, papist

  16. LUKIE

    I want to eat lambs brains.

    1. hugobomb

      hugobomb

      with a side of Blood Pancakes?

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      And some fish eyes.

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Preferably blood fish eye pancakes.

  17. LUKIE

    Brewing again next friday. Pappy's Cigar Porter. A Bourbon Barrel Aged (Pappy Van Winkle 15yo oak chips), Smoked Porter.

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      He's walkin' out the shadow and he's blazin' his own trail. He told him from the beginning "daddy, I'll never fail!"

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Let us know how your friends rate it.

    4. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      It will be shit.

  18. LUKIE

    Brewing some beeeaaahahayayayayayayayay.

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    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Original plan was a Cherry Breakfast Stout. At this stage it is a Breakfast Stout, and I will likely put it on secondary fermentation with cocoa nibs, cherries, and maple syrup soaked oak chips.

    3. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      Delicious sir, send some over to me.

    4. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      mebbe.

  19. LUKIE

    Diamonds on your fiiinnngggeeer....

    1. SESbb30

      SESbb30

      and even if they slippas, they betta be addidas

    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      What the hell?

    3. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      AND EVEN IF THEY SLIPPAS, THEY BETTER BE ADDIDAS

  20. LUKIE

    My girl wants to party all the time.

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      This has been stuck in my head all day now, you ass.

  21. LUKIE
    http://www.myspace.com/coolabahmcdonald
  22. LUKIE

    Han Oldemenger. Bottle Cap Collector.

    1. SRN

      SRN

      No.

  23. LUKIE

    Excited for the F1 Grand Prix later today!

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      *tomorrow

    2. SRN

      SRN

      No.

    3. Beefus of Bethesda

      Beefus of Bethesda

      YES!! YES!! YES!! Drunken 4am F1!!!

  24. LUKIE

    I did it SRN, you jerkface.

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    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      :'(

    3. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      So, what did she say?

      (lol)

    4. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      She spontaneously combusted.

  25. LUKIE

    Akebono vs Onita.........

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      What? Where? Why?

    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Akebono beat Kamizake for the Z1 Heavyweight Title... Onita came out as his next challenger.

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      Wow.

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