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  1. LUKIE

    Hey... hey... hey... hey... NO. No.

  2. LUKIE

    Rikishi did it for the Rock, and he did it for the People. But he's a BAD MAN!

  3. LUKIE

    Take that Be. I'm jumping on YOUR Discworld wagon this time!

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    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      Yeah. Who'd want to join a bandwagon that has Lukie in it?

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      A lot of people last time I started the Discworld wagon.

    4. Kaney

      Kaney

      Exactly, no one.

  4. LUKIE

    Gazz gives me an erection when he fondles my behind.

  5. LUKIE

    million$$man is a racist.

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      For the last time, LUKIE, 'paedophile' isn't a race.

  6. LUKIE

    Yes I am a polaroid. But am I enough of a polaroid?

    1. New Damage

      New Damage

      You just need time to develop.

  7. LUKIE

    EWB is working correctly again. Yay for the Korean War.

  8. LUKIE

    Rob Feinstein seeks revenge against 911! What, by travelling back in time and molesting him as a child?

  9. LUKIE

    VP is a homosexual Kolsch lover.

  10. LUKIE

    Johnnie 2 hats.

  11. LUKIE

    10am this morning. Open the store. Coming down with the flu. To top it off, the fucking Beatles started on the radio. I thought of EWB. Suicide was my only option.

    1. TGWL

      TGWL

      Should we put out a search for you?

    2. Plubby

      Plubby

      I wouldn't.

  12. LUKIE

    Oooh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm my own grandfather.

    1. badotori

      badotori

      Screw History!

    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      What's that Sweetie? I'm a little hard of hearing...

  13. LUKIE

    I had a dream where I hung out with Ellis, LL and Kaney, then Ruki came along and ate them.

  14. LUKIE

    Who are you to doubt El Dandy? Coming to a dome near you! Cause the cool kids advertise.

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      And I'll advertise IN HIS COMMENT:

      Super Delphin buys WWE, coming to the Dome "soon"

    3. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Who are these cool kids advertising?

    4. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      They are advertising free sexual services for handsome men like you C-Mil. Interested ;)

  15. LUKIE

    Random Throw -> Front Suplex -> German Suplex -> Dragon Suplex -> Referee Stop!

    1. New Damage

      New Damage

      Ah the joys of Fire Pro I assume.

    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      No... Alexander Otsuka fucking some shit up.

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Specifically against Minoru Tanaka in BattlARTS in 1996. It was tasty.

  16. LUKIE

    BattlARTS August show is being held by Australian Customs... Maybe it's too good for this country!

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Osaka Pro is too good for austrialia too. But if they got held up in customs, the Rudo Army would wreck shit.

  17. LUKIE

    Venison Steak Sandwich.

  18. LUKIE

    GI Joe is the secret codename for a highly trained secret mission force. They are also a bunch of gays. COBRA!

  19. LUKIE

    Does not understand the idea that everyone has to have children. Horrible creatures they are.

    1. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Not something you will ever have to worry about in your personal level.

    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Not something you will ever have to worry about in your personal level.

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      That's because we made the decision early to not have children.

  20. LUKIE

    Cobra... COBRAAAAA!

  21. LUKIE

    He took him! He took him by the boot! The boot on the bridge!

  22. LUKIE

    As a man, I sometimes suffer from man illnesses. What can EWB do to solve my man illnesses problem?

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    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Shag your bitch

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      I'm sorry. But Ellis ruined it all with a 5 year old joke.

    4. Kaney

      Kaney

      I thought you liked five year olds?

  23. LUKIE

    She says the balance, is the most beautiful... YEAH!

  24. LUKIE

    Sexlexia

  25. LUKIE

    Just had a phone call from some random Indian, telling me that my computers have been affected by the viruses from the internets and they need to perform maintenance on them.

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