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  1. LUKIE

    NEW ZEALAND WHALES!

    1. Quom

      Quom

      Where is my growler?

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      I thought you didn't like growlers?

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      WATER PAILS!

  2. LUKIE

    I'm contemplating doing an Ultimate Warrior in 98 diary. I've never done a diary before. Is this a good idea EWB?

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    2. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      Make him The Corporate Warrior.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Can it be a Penultimate Warrior diary instead?

    4. Redefine Sick

      Redefine Sick

      Yes.

  3. LUKIE

    Reading about Danish food on wikipedia. Breakfast - They eat HEAPS of bread. HEAPS.

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    2. thatshortguy

      thatshortguy

      SCIENCE CANNOT PROCEED WITHOUT HEAPS!

    3. thatshortguy

      thatshortguy

      SCIENCE CANNOT PROCEED WITHOUT HEAPS!

    4. StoneColdSwede

      StoneColdSwede

      Danish people rock. They're usually drunk and festive.

  4. LUKIE

    Due to the culture, WWE did not bring their pyro or fireworks, the Titantron or the Divas - Divas, not people, but a piece of explosive firepower.

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      You realize that whatever you quoted doesn't imply that at all, right?

  5. LUKIE

    Move over KONGO, Mick's in town!

  6. LUKIE

    YOU HAVE A HISTORY, KONGO! A HISTORY!!!!

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      What?

    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      I was just writing what I heard on a movie my mum was watching. Some guy was arguing with a lady about her attempting suicide twice, and that was one of the fantastic lines. YOU HAVE A HISTORY! A HISTORY!!!

  7. LUKIE

    KONGO and I are best friends, and one time, we experimented.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      All you have is Vegemite Gong.

    3. KONGO

      KONGO

      No you don't. Sousa just hates his digestive tract.

    4. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Tacobell is more authentic then most of the "Mexican" restaurants in Perth. That's how fucking bleak it is. I want Tacobell!

  8. LUKIE

    Does Documenting Reality have videos of Benji murdering heaps of babies?

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      Silly LUKIE, babies don't come in heaps. It's single, pairs, growler-sized, six-pack, pallets and then mounds.

    2. Benji

      Benji

      Psh, you can't murder something that's barely been born.

  9. LUKIE

    That awkward moment when you are watching a Danshoku Dieno match, and someone walks into the room.........................

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    2. KONGO

      KONGO

      Have you seen this:

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Yep. Totally not gay. Just fucking horrible.

    4. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      http://sportsnavi.yahoo.co.jp/fight/pict/200612/im00051938.jpg

  10. LUKIE

    This is going to sound pretty gay.... Quom.

  11. LUKIE

    Those better not be gay pictures, Quom, you gay.

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    2. Quom

      Quom

      Shut up micro-penis.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Can I touch your bum once?

    4. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      gay

  12. LUKIE
  13. LUKIE
    1. SRN

      SRN

      I hate you.

    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Ronald Jenkees is amazing, Scandiboy!

  14. LUKIE

    Plubby linked me to some Skrillex, and was like "this is the best thing I have ever heard... ever".

    1. tristy

      tristy

      that is one of the most disgusting things i've ever heard.

    2. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      Wasn't it the other way around?

    3. EddieG

      EddieG

      Trueeee that.

  15. LUKIE

    Ate some camel jerky today. It was gooood.

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      Now that's a chat up line, Lukie.

    2. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Probably shouldn't use it next time beershopgirl comes in though. It'll be all like "Hey, ten years back, I had some camel jerky. Delicious stuff" and she'll be like "Let's leave, Husband."

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Be more interested if you said you'd jerked a camel today.

  16. LUKIE

    I might not be a doctor, but as a doctor, my professional opinion is we have to amputate your face.

  17. LUKIE

    The goat thread has made me so hungry for some gooooaaattt..... :(

  18. LUKIE

    The New Japan voice over guy is fantastic.

  19. LUKIE

    Skummy's fat.

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Scott Steiner told me.

  20. LUKIE

    Happy New Year, you crazy cracka jack foos.

  21. LUKIE

    He broke the surfboard over his head! HE COULD BE DEAD!

  22. LUKIE
    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

    2. deli

      deli

      What the Fuck?

  23. LUKIE

    How did I miss that Archer Season 3 started :(

    1. Maxx

      Maxx

      Um..it hasn't? Doesn't start till January, aside from the 3 parter they aired in September.

    2. Maxx

      Maxx

      Um..it hasn't? Doesn't start till January, aside from the 3 parter they aired in September.

  24. LUKIE

    We know who the real field nigga is at this table.

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    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Gazzpalm for you not knowing where it came from.

    3. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Racist.

    4. brenchill

      brenchill

      Banned.

  25. LUKIE

    hi m8 u cummin on gow3 soon cause theres sumthin wrong wif the hordes ? x

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Why would someone type like that?

    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      you tell me, you just did.

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Copied and pasted.

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