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LUKIE

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  1. I'm watching Big, the Tom Hanks movie, and it is super creepy.

  2. B.o.B made me realise the World was flat said no one ever.

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      That's because everybody already realized the truth when Tila Tequila said it.

  3. !ekiM sdrawkcab relliK si killeR

    1. Maxx

      Maxx

      That's "Rellik is Killer backwards Mike!" backwards Mike!

  4. "But I used to be really creative, goring people through tables and shit like that." - The hardcore innovator, Rhino.

  5. "Final Atomic Buster" - Zangief

  6. "I bet you like seeing the fireman more, gayboy". "who the fuck are you? fuck off"

  7. "Lightning, I look like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory" Mike Quackenbush?

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    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Nah. He won't do that. Instead he will hold me down. TRIPLE Q.

    3. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Not hold you down. Just hold you. He just wants to hold you. You and only you.

    4. LUKIE
  8. "One of my best friends is black"

  9. @GiantBernard How's it looking for Boston??? still shit team! Tomorrow same thing happen!! Shit sox! So weak

  10. +1 for the Flying Elbow.

  11. ultimate warrior beat hulk hogan at wrestlemania

  12. 10am this morning. Open the store. Coming down with the flu. To top it off, the fucking Beatles started on the radio. I thought of EWB. Suicide was my only option.

    1. TGWL

      TGWL

      Should we put out a search for you?

    2. Plubby
  13. A nigga like me is going insane.

  14. Adventure Time is amazing. Thank you EWB for bringing this to my attention.

    1. LittleDaniel

      LittleDaniel

      Was it me? I bet it was me. You're welcome.

    2. GLRaven
  15. Age of Empires Online came out Tuesday. Didn't even realise... What a crazy week.

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    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Bought the intro pack, which gives you greeks/egypt premium + the first specialty mission area. Will play ALL NIGHT tonight!

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Is it just the Greeks and Egyptians? I want to bring some Persians to bear god damn it.

    4. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Persians are coming later. Celts... not sure when they are released.

  16. Akebono vs Onita.........

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      What? Where? Why?

    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Akebono beat Kamizake for the Z1 Heavyweight Title... Onita came out as his next challenger.

    3. Skummy
  17. Antonio Inoki's real name is Muhammad Hussain Inoki. Hilarious?

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    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      This is true and hurtful :(

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      Holy shit, it actually is. Oh Inoki, you so crazy <3

    4. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Haha. I know. No one knew about this until the other day.

  18. Anyway you want it, that's the way you need it, anyway you want it!

  19. As a man, I sometimes suffer from man illnesses. What can EWB do to solve my man illnesses problem?

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    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      I'm sorry. But Ellis ruined it all with a 5 year old joke.

    4. Kaney

      Kaney

      I thought you liked five year olds?

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