I think I just ran into not only the bottom of the abyss of SVR2011 cheap players, but also of human idiocy.
So it's a no DQ tag elimination match against me (using my newest edit character, "The American Communist" Ivan Nikolai Sullivan, whose gimmick is that he saw Red Dawn on TV once, thought it was real, and consequently surrendered to the Communists and pledged to fight America in the Soviet Union's honor (not realizing of course that there is no Soviet Union anymore)) and my random partner who used a recolored Dolph Ziggler against two guys with identical edited characters. I mean THEY WERE THE SAME GUY IDENTICAL.
So, despite their using the no DQ rules to do switcheroo effects that would put the Killer Bees to shame, having super cheesy spamming movesets, broken 100 OVR characters, AND created finishers that freeze people after they are put in them, we both STILL win.
Seeing as they went through all that time coming up with ways to cheat, I decided to rub it in a little. Well, one guy said "oh yeah well fight us". I just pointed out that we did, and we won without cheating. He then asked me how he was cheating. I replied with "Well, your created finisher for starters". His response, and I swear I'm not making this up: "GO 2 U LEARN GRAMMAR".
Moral of the story: The more cheesy paint logos on the SVR character, the more likely the player is a braindead knob.