Hailtothechimp

I've peed like nine times today.

All I know is, my gut says maybe.

Got back from Miami today. Absolutely epic vacation.

I have a hangover and am watching Ken Burns' documentary on Prohibition. Irony!

Anyone here play Sonic Generations? It's on sale for $10, is it worth picking up or is it a typical shit sonic game?

So NBT is Robot Santa and I'm Chanukah Zombie. One of you other donators needs to step up and complete the trio.

*BZZT!**BZZT!**BZZZZT!* Alright... let's move onto a game called 'Alphabet', but with a twist! This is for everyone, your scene is that you've been kidnapped for Battle Royale and have just found out your weapon is a pillow. First person to comment must make a three-word response, starting with 'a'. Next is four-words with 'b', five-words with 'c', and finally six with 'd' before resetting again on 'e'. Take it away!

*BZZT!**BZZT!**BZZZZT!* Alright... let's move onto a game called 'Question's Only'. This is for everyone, your scene is that you're an EWB mod confronting a member for postwhoring. You may only speak in the form of a question, and you have to assume the role opposite to the last person who commented. Take it away!

Let's move onto a new game: Scenes from a hat! This is for everyone out there, we're going to give you a scene and you give an example. First scene is... 'How threads on EWB would sound as people'. Take it away.

I met her in a club down in old Soho, where we drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola...

So... I'm getting married.

looks like I'm gonna be a Legends of the Hidden Temple contestant for Halloween this year