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MDK

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Status Updates posted by MDK

  1. Thanks mate, give my love to The Kaiser

  2. Brother what are you going to do, 
    with a 9mm and a three piece suit?

  3. I like a chat with the neighbours, a flick through the papers, a snout and a nice cup of tea

  4. Theresa May personally coming to your house to sniff your sex toys

  5. Don't put the gas away yet

  6. Roll bus roll, take me off

  7. Her lingo went from the cockney to the gringo

  8. You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well what

    1. 9 to 5
    2. MDK

      MDK

      I thought all you northerners liked Terrorvision 

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Wrong side of the divide.

  9. And even though the jail didn't have a tree
    Christmas came a night early
    Causes a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package 

  10. So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways

  11. It's just a little samba

    1. Noah

      Noah

      It's still good, it's still good!

    2. Just Joe

      Just Joe

      Christopher is like 6 ft 4 man you dafty. 

  12. They call me blud, they call me rude boy, they call me oi, they call me mate

    1. DoubleX

      DoubleX

      That's not my name.

    2. LL!

      LL!

      Hello, Mykel.

  13. Three minutes isn't endless

  14. No, I like to be watched

  15. You can be good for me. Only joking, you can be as rough as you like.

  16. Not letting me wash your hair that day 

  17. Oh right, so you declined my offer 17 years ago

  18. You can come home with me if you like 

  19. You go that way, I'll go home

  20. @kliq clear your inbox

    1. kliq

      kliq

      I have unlimited storage space. :)

  21. a 9mm and a three piece suit

  22. What's up with Tanzania, yeah, maybe Tenerife
    You see I got to get a breather before I kick out someone's teeth

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