MDK

The missing half of a stack of ripped photos

The best moment in your life - or any man's life - is when that women walks into a room full of people and stares across that sea of faces into yours and says, 'He's the one'. Most the time it's happened to me has been in a police line-up..

Well, fuck me, you were right. Cat food is in the kitchen I can't open it because I don't have thumbs

So when times are hard and life is rough, You can stick the kettle on and find me a cup

I begin every sentence with an apology, sorry that's the case it's just British policy

Go banana!

Damn, it feels good to be a Gangsta

I begin every sentence with an apology, sorry that's the case it's just British policy

I'm liable to eat any pill you randomly hand me

Do the Helen Keller and dance with your hips

...and everything seemed to be going so well

Dance, fucker, dance

Solidarność!

Closet alcoholic anonymous, bitch I drink alone

My duty go from moving in packs to sharing food with a cat

Don't put the gas away yet

I wish that I knew what I know, when I was younger

Empathy is the poor man's cocaine

I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings

Don't let the bastards grind you down

Big Stinky Chicken

ranian Foreign Ministry Spokesman Ramin Mehmanparast referred to Saturday night's massive protests in Tottenham, which came following the day I'm not for a stab proof vest Ah yes Dave, because you

Oh, Ian

Bogaty Smak

An dog on an skateboard that accidentally hangs itself