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Sweet Albion around me, everywhere I go

Never was so much buggered up by so many to so few

They love a bit of it 

The London Underground is not a political movement!

All I want for Christmas is Jew

Go on then, just this once, use my arsehole as a cunt

We am who we be

EXCELLENT NOSH

The guitar is like a woman; It's even got a hole

Drunk by noon but that's okay, I'll be president someday.

Tell old Kofi 'bout the situation

Tough little big man

Is this some white cunts joke that black cunts don't get? 'cause I'm not fucking laughing Nicolas.

This was a particularly bad case of somebody being cut in half

Friday night we'll be drinking Manischewitz
Going out to terrorize Goyim
Stomping shagitz, screwing shiksas
As long as we're home by Saturday morning

Don't let the bastards grind you down!

 I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum

You, you little cunt, when I tell you to do something, and you, you fucking big cunt, when I tell you to do something, do it. And if you come back at me, we'll have a fucking right sort out in here. All right? And you can pair up if you like, and you can fucking pick someone else to help you, and you can bring your fucking dinner. 'Cos by the time I've finished with you, you'll fucking need it

Everything turns grey 

Never seen zef so fresh

They're all just lining up in some kind of firing squad. Whoah, whoah, hang on, someone's being brought out. They're tying him to a stake. It's Winnie the Pooh.

Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died

Once a day he shaves his head
But will he ever walk the line?

A Lonely Wank In A Travelodge