MDK

If I should die, think only this of me:
   That there’s some corner of a foreign field
That is for ever Hackney Marshes

It's just a little samba

JUICE LIKE A STRAWBERRY

No income tax, no VAT

No, I like to be watched

Noot noot

Noot noot, it's da sound of da police

Not letting me wash your hair that day 

Oh right, so you declined my offer 17 years ago

Oh, valley of penis 

One step beyond

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

Roll bus roll, take me off

Solidarnosc

Son, I'm 30
I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty
And I don't have a decent bone in me
What you get is just what you see yeah

SPACE LORD MOTHER FUCKER

Thanks mate, give my love to The Kaiser

The guns have stopped because we're about to attack. Not even our generals are mad enough to shell their own men. They think it's far more sporting to let the Germans do it.

Theresa May personally coming to your house to sniff your sex toys

They call me blud, they call me rude boy, they call me oi, they call me mate

Three minutes isn't endless

What's up with Tanzania, yeah, maybe Tenerife
You see I got to get a breather before I kick out someone's teeth

You can be good for me. Only joking, you can be as rough as you like.

You can come home with me if you like 

You go that way, I'll go home