The Lusophone

Not just that, but apparently briefing the press that the women's team will be asked their opinions on him coming back, thereby opening them up to pressure from twitter scumfucks to abuse them. Which has already happened.

Surprisining.

Jordan Larsson's come a long way since being attacked (literally) by Helsingborgs IF fans for not being good enough to keep them from getting relegated.

Kinda ironic though, that in game week 1 of the 2023-24 season, Wolves don't get a penalty after their player is wiped out by the opposition keeper, when in game week 1 of the 2022-23 season, Wolves got away with their keeper wiping out an opposition player in a coming together that looked a lot similar to this one. Guess these thing do even themselves out over the course of a season (and a bit).

Nice to see the money United could've spent on a striker being put to good use, team has signed A. Referee, clearly.

Supercups don't count.

Liverpool not being willing to spend 50 million on Lavia but willing to spend however much on Caicedo is certainly a choice.

The only thing saving Bournemouth is that there are multiple clubs that are in quiet meltdowns. Between Wolves, Sheffield United and West Ham, there's enough troubled clubs that they'll be ok. Luton to finish bottom with Sheffield United and Wolves also going down.

It's fine, the fax machine will work this time...

Aston Villa are bringing in a player with two ACL injuries in his history to replace a player with an ACL injury.

Surprised he's not "former Newcastle footballer" despite never playing a game for them. It's what they usually do for former academy guys who find themselves on the wrong side of the law, gotta get them clicks.

From the sounds of it, a lot of conflict behind the scenes between Moyes and Technical Director Tim Steidton. Looks like the owners have decided to compromise and get the players both want - Maguire and JWP for Moyes, Alvarez for Steadton.

It's a better Liverpool kit than either of Liverpool's away or third kits.

Luton are building a squad to challenge for promotion next season, would be very surprised if they stayed up.

What I found interesting is that at both 11 and 10 men, Sunderland dominated the play, but just couldn't really finish. Ipswich played some smart stuff, but I think if Sunderland had a striker with his shooting boots on, they score 2 or 3 goals. Still time to get someone in.

Sunderland, you were supposed to stop the media love in for Ipswich, not enable it.

Hibernian are very funny.

Because when they were winning things, the pink haired lesbian lady wasn't woke. Clearly.

Was very impressed with Leonard, you could have a serious player there. I wasn't expecting Blackburn to be as competitive as they were, given what's gone on behind the scenes, and losing Diaz etc. But they were very good.

The referee in the Blackburn WBA game was garbage based on the highlights of the games.

He's so good.

Today has proven that Plymouth Argyle are going to win the league.

Bali Mumba is better than Antony.

Morgan Whittaker with a goal on his debut, perfect start. Also laughing at Wrexham and QPR.

Too cheap for Kane, but able to spend upwards of 60 million on a striker with 27 goals in his entire career. Such a weird club.