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MortonElephant

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  1. the closing ceremony looks like the biggest Gay Pride parade in history.

  2. MAYBE! MAYBE! MAYBE!

    1. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      You think you're so cool with your big words and your smaller difficult words!?!

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  3. I think it's fair to say that Cool Runnings is probably the greatest film ever made.

  4. The number of news sites running 'so-and-so ISN'T going to be on Raw tonight' is sad.

  5. Are you telling me this sucker is NUCLEAR?!

  6. Just watched the Celebrity Softball game. I had forgotten how ridiculously attractive Jennie Finch was...

  7. Random Question: Anybody live in Ottawa or Eastern Ontario that I can hard sell indy wrestling to?

  8. Ugh. I never thought I'd feel heartbroken over a friendship ending. I guess it had to happen. Nobody ever said friendship lasts forever.

  9. Oh look at me! Quoting and locking in my statuses!

  10. I just found a cake in the dresser of my hotel room. It seems to be chocolate with vanilla icing

    1. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      The cake's a lie? Alive? A library? WHAT IS IT TENACIOUSG!?!

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  11. This status is automatically worse than the one below.

    1. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      *MortonElephant likes this*

  12. Last night I watched 4 wrestling fans make fun of a children's Spelling Bee. And it was glorious.

  13. Anyone else a tiny bit hyped for Watch Dogs?? Holy crap!

  14. Can someone tell me why I got a warning? Sure, I was a jerk, but who on here isn't? I just want to know what I said that was worth a warning..

    1. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      Oh and I did restrain myself from posting that someone got a tumor in my game so... score one for me? Or whatever the cool kids say nowadays.

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  15. Can someone tell me why I got a warning? Sure, I was a jerk, but who on here isn't? I just want to know what I said that was worth a warning..

    1. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      Oh and I did restrain myself from posting that someone got a tumor in my game so... score one for me? Or whatever the cool kids say nowadays.

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  16. Can someone tell me why I got a warning? Sure, I was a jerk, but who on here isn't? I just want to know what I said that was worth a warning..

    1. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      Okay, thanks MPH. You are very beautiful btw berober.

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  17. Between Jake O. Rhodes and especially that Elephant guy, I'm glad I don't check statuses often.

    1. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      Just because I'm an elephant guy doesn't mean I'm a bad person.

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