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MortonElephant

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  1. R.I.P. MortonElephant

    1. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      I agree. Someone should do something about this guy!!

    2. (See 6 other replies to this status update)

  2. R.I.P. Dick Slater

    1. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      Why would anyone take my word that someone died? Silly Kirky!

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  3. Not Pennys boat.

  4. Spoiler - MortonElephant's parents were related.

    1. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

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  5. Chris Jericho has been officially suspended for 30 days, following a denigration of the brazillian flag during a WWE House Show.

    1. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      I just got this new entertainment system that plays 8-bit games! EIGHT MOTHER F***IN BITS!!

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  6. Spoiler - MortonElephant's parents were related.

  7. How much is too much of a muchness? Specific answers only, no approximations.

  8. I wouldn't do that, Dave

  9. I dont know why, but i feel like chicken fingers.....and i am out of said chicken fingers

    1. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      when I first read I thought it said Christian Fingers. Like a Christian eating zombie.

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  10. Spoiler - the "Revolution" is gay. There's no other way to put it.

  11. Poor J Edgar never got to hook up with his boyfriend what a sad movie :(

  12. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  13. RIP Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake

    1. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      He died in my TEW game. ITS REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!!

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  14. I aint got no thing but a chicken wing motha fucker

  15. Vote for me in the Pop Prom and I will +1 your posts. Hey new people, this could be your chance!

    1. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      Is there a 3rd candidate that doesn't bitch? I'll vote for them. XD

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  16. Don't vote for Sousa! LL in 2012!

    1. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      I'm going to vote for MPH. He seems to be a popular dude around here. >_>

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  17. Writing a novel. Oh yeah.

  18. For all of Dan's fans, he shall be returning shortly.

  19. Whats a pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common?

  20. Your word is my cooperation.

  21. Ok..last nights Family Guy parody of Taken was pretty funny..

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